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hand? healed!

me? happy!

hotel? trivago!

here’s nezha realizing he doesn’t have a phone

special stranger nezha au by @emelinstriker

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Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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Show Me Your Moves! (Chapter 13)

AO3 STORY

Chapter 13 : Poison Jab

This move inflicts damage and has a 30% chance to poison the target.

By this point, MK, Mei and Sandy haven’t arrived yet, so your best bet was to lay low and not bring attention to yourself.

You couldn’t hear what the Spider Queen was saying, her lair was too echoey, but you already knew what was going to happen anyway, and it wasn’t gonna be pretty if the universe decides she can actually eat the people trapped here. 

You sneakily got closer and closer to where she was, standing over a large pot with a toxic green liquid in it, cackling evilly. 

Tang said something about how MK was going to save them, Spider Queen laughed again, but you didn’t pay much attention to their back and forth. 

Instead, you stared at the pot. 

Could you knock it over? If your memory serves you correctly, then this liquid is used to make the blue liquid that helps the Lady Bone Demon…

Nope! Too late! MK is here!

The poor guy obviously isn’t comfortable in the lair filled with a butt ton of spider webs.

Spider Queen hadn’t seen him yet, and Tang and Pigsy were still safe, so as soon as MK went to pass you, you dragged him behind a rock, and he would have screamed his head off if you hadn’t put a hand over his mouth to shush him.

“MK. It’s just me.” You whisper. 

MK looked at you in shock. “How did you get here? Weren’t you just…?” 

You shrugged. “I honestly have no idea. One moment I was in the base, then the next I was here.” You explain.

The staff wielding successor gasped, and his eyes sparkled. “You have powers?”

“Apparently. But that’s not important. What is important is saving Pigsy and Tang.” You point to both of MK’s father figures, then over to the toxic pot. “And destroy whatever that is.”

MK nodded determinedly. “Got it.” And without any other thought, he jumped into action.

Not a good idea.

While Pigsy and Tang were ecstatic seeing MK come to save them, the Spider Queen immediately ambushed MK and managed to lure him to the other side of the lair.

You then made yourself known, coming out from behind the rock. “You guys.” You whisper shouted as you ran over to the web.

Pigsy let out a muffled yell and Tang sighed in relief. “You’re okay! How did you get here?”

“I just stumbled into the hole.” You explain, not exactly ready to tell them of your powers just yet. You managed to pull Pigsy out first and rip off the webs. Before you could pull the webs off his face, he immediately freed Tang.

“We’re glad you’re okay. We thought you got caught too.” Tang explained, pulling the webs off of Pigsy’s face.

You could still hear MK and Spider Queen fighting, with MK sometimes screaming in fear, but before you could run to him, Mei and Sandy finally appeared on the scene, with the boat crashing through the wall.

It was absolute chaos all around. 

Mei spotted you, but you ran past her, yelling out “we’ll talk later!” as you rushed to go see how MK was holding up with the Queen. 

He was holding up pretty well, much like he did in canon, essentially just stalling until back up came. 

That was you. 

You were back up apparently. 

Spider Queen noticed your presence and smirked. She tossed MK away in favour of approaching you with a look of interest. 

She hummed. “Hmm, you’re quite a strange one, aren’t you?” A glint of cruelty in her eyes as she raised one of her spider arms to strike you, but MK extended his staff to hit her out of the way. 

“Are you okay?” He asked worriedly, you nodded and looked back over at Spider Queen, who quickly recovered from the attack. 

Enraged, she surged at MK, one of her fists were pulled back as if to punch him, but you beat her to the punch. 

Quite literally too. 

As you reeled your uninjured arm back, a purple, sticky liquid covered your arm and your punch had her flying and knocking into the pot, crashing it and making the toxic liquid cover the ground. 

You watched as she struggled to get up, her face was flushed a deeper purple, and she looked ready to either vomit or pass out. 

You took the chance to grab the shocked yet star-struck MK and high tail it out of there to reunite with Pigsy, Tang, Mei and Sandy. 

 

 

 

“What did I tell you not to do?”

“Join in on the mission.”

“And what did you do?”

“Join in on the mission…” You sigh as Mei scolded you for what you did, despite the teleporting being totally against your will. 

“That’s not fair.” MK pouted. “It’s not their fault their powers flipped out.” He explained. 

Sandy looked like he finally understood what happened. “Oh, did you somehow manage to fly there yourself?”

You look at him weirdly. “No? I teleported. What makes you think I can just fly???”

Sandy shrugged. “Hey, you never know.” 

Mei’s face softened a bit, but she still had her arms crossed. “Listen, I’m sorry for yelling at you, and I know you didn’t mean to get involved, but we gotta find some way to get you some control over your powers.”

“That final punch you gave that spider lady was so cool!” MK exclaimed excitedly, shuddering when bringing up the Spider Queen. 

“It knocked that spooky pot over too, I think that’s a good thing.” Your boss said with a comforting smile. 

Mei agreed. “Yeah, who knows what bad that green stuff would do.”

You’ll know soon. 

Mei hugged you, and MK and Sandy quickly joined in to give you a group hug, with Sandy picking all three of you up with ease. 

There was a small beat of comforting silence before Mei’s brain caught up and she gasped. “YOU HAVE POWERS!?”

You winced as she yelled in your ear. 

“WHAT!?” You could hear Tang’s fanboying gasp and Pigsy’s tired sigh from behind you all on the boat. 

Oh boy… here we go again…

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me: 100% ready to start drawing special stranger nezha because hajjsjajsjsj 😊

also me: *gets hand injured at work so now my main hand can’t write or draw* AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO 😢����

my hand got hurt at work and it’s uncomfy to draw so have this meme I made after waking but 30 minutes ago :)

special stranger nezha by @emelinstriker

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special stranger nezha…

NOT GETTING FANART :OOOOO!?

i must fix this >:)

OMG I USED TO READ YOUR UNDERTALE STUFF BACK IN THE DAY BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR LMK STUFF AND AKDBKAHDKSNDKHSJDJWBD🩷🩷🩷🩷

(glad to see you’re doing well btw, I love your writing :D)

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WH- HOLDUP-

HEYO!! :DD

a rare encounter of seeing one of my old readers fdhgnfdhgndfhg it's always so wholesome to see any of y'all again aaaaaaaa and thank uu fdhgfdnhgdfgf ;w;

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coming off the anon to say that your Special Stranger Nezha au gives me so much serotonin and I love it so much ajbsabxjsxnxk

you’re writing is still amazing and makes me smile every time I read your stuff :DDDD

edit: I again prove to be a big dum dum and forgot to add the fanart I did 😭😭😭

warning: I am NOT good a drawing Wukong XD

special stranger nezha au belongs to @emelinstriker

OMG I USED TO READ YOUR UNDERTALE STUFF BACK IN THE DAY BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR LMK STUFF AND AKDBKAHDKSNDKHSJDJWBD🩷🩷🩷🩷

(glad to see you’re doing well btw, I love your writing :D)

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WH- HOLDUP-

HEYO!! :DD

a rare encounter of seeing one of my old readers fdhgnfdhgndfhg it's always so wholesome to see any of y'all again aaaaaaaa and thank uu fdhgfdnhgdfgf ;w;

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I hardly see any news on Ukraine or Palestine anymore. Don't become complicit or desensitized to these injustices.

I know logging on to talk about your favorite character or media and distract yourself from work or life can be nice, but that's a privilege many do not have. It doesn't take much to spend some time educating yourself and donating if you can.

Keep talking, boycotting, and calling for a ceasefire!

some links (feel free to reblog with additional links and resources)

Ukraine:

a thread to educate

more education and support

Palestine:

daily clicks

Care For Gaza

a thread to educate

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Show Me Your Moves! (Chapter 12)

AO3 STORY

Chapter 12 : Teleport

Teleport, if used by a wild Pokemon, allows it to successfully run away from battle. If used by a Pokemon in your own party, the Pokemon will switch out with another, and will fail if the teleporting Pokemon is the only battling Pokemon left.

Your eye twitched as you walked into the street market in search of something Sandy sent you to get. 

Curse you and your bad luck. 

And now you somehow ended up following Pigsy and Tang through the marketplace. You had stumbled into the two ( curse you back luck!) and after you let it slip that you’ve never been to the market before, the two kindly decided to show you around. 

And it was at this point that your feeling of dread from your sleepover came back full force as you realised you were becoming less of a background character and more like a supporting character. 

Wonderful.

You spent most of the time zoning out, because by this point, Pigsy was just dragging you and Tang around analysing carrots in excruciating detail. 

You spent the next while like that until you came across a very broken down stall. 

Spider Queen. 

You sneakily manage to dip back into the crowd, neither of them noticing that you had disappeared. 

You left the marketplace with the things you had gotten, but your list wasn’t done. 

Saving Pigsy and Tang is more important!

 

 

 

“Sandy! Guys!” You barged into the Sea-Crate base, something Sandy had shown you just in case something bad happened. 

The three all yelled in shock, seeing you so frazzled. Sandy walks over to you worriedly. “Woah, are you okay?”

“This isn’t about me! Pigsy and Tang are in danger!”

“I knew it!” MK shouted as Mei pulled up the camera footage to replay it. 

It showed Pigsy and Tang talking with and following after the Spider Queen, then them falling into the trap she made, then the screens went static. 

“Uh, Spider Demon!? Come on. No. Ew, yuck, I hate spiders! Hate, hate, hate! With their eyes and feet and furry butts!” MK whined fearfully. 

Ah, you forgot about his arachnophobia…

You sigh. “What do we do now?”

“Only one thing to do! It’s time for Operation Rescue!” Mei declared in determination.

“Operation: Rescue Pigsy and Tang from the nightmare hole!” You laughed before trying to follow after the group, but Mei stopped you.

“Nope! Sorry bestie, but you’ve been too stressed out! So leave this mission to us!” She said.

You pouted, but relented. The only person who knew about your weirdo powers was Sandy, and no one else.

You stayed back, watching as Sandy’s water friendly adventure boat drove off. Now that you thought about it… you’re actually rather thankful you aren't there if Mei really drives it through the city.

But you still wanted to help! Kind of…

You didn’t know why, but you guessed that the HeroicTendencies™ of this world is finally getting to you. Crossing your arms and pouting, you go to sit down, only to just fall butt first onto the floor.

But not butt first onto the metal floor of the sea crate base…

You fall butt first onto stone, and you open your eyes to find yourself surrounded by jagged stones and large webs.

Spider Queen’s base…

HOW THE FU–!

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Me: *in my lane. flourishing. currently succeeding in life. having fun writing the rewrite of 'the queen'*

Inbox: WHEN ARE YOU UPDATING THE QUEEN PLSSSSSSSS

Me:

I'LL UPDATE IT WHEN I GET TO IT, I'M SORRY GUYS PLZ GIVE ME TIME 😭😭

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ninjago was literally one of the first fandoms that i was into when i was younger (i was 8 when it first released holy heck)

and i haven't touched the fandom since i watched the movie back in 2017

and i wanna catch up with it but i'm too busy :(

so if you want to, tell me your fav parts of the series, i'm curious now :)

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I love that people in the twst fandom are just LOSING THEIR MINDS at the Vil and Rook cards.

As someone who just kinda likes Vil, it’s funny to see people melting at his new card and the reveal of his dad.

And as someone who loves Rook

Yes. Gimme feral weird man with long messy hair

If he’s weird to beastmen while in Pomfiore, how crazy was he while in Savannahclaw?

We are told that a lot of beastmen end up in Savannahclaw, so how did he act there?

How crazy was he when he was in a dorm FILLED with beastmen?

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

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Show Me Your Moves! (Chapter 11)

AO3 STORY

Chapter 11 : Aromatherapy

Aromatherapy is a non-damaging move that heals the user, user’s allies and user’s party of all status conditions. 

You know, with all the back to back adventures and episodic format layout that the first season has, it’s actually pretty nice to have a day where you know nothing is bound to happen. 

You and Sandy had mourned over your shop window, it was nice and clean and even had the design of the ships logo on it. 

It’s since been boarded up with wood, and the shop had to be closed for a few days to make sure everything else was in good working order before you reopened. 

But today, you were in your apartment, finally finishing off the last of your cleaning. 

You had the tv on for white noise, playing some re-run of Monkey King; the Animated Series. 

You put your broom and dustpan away and replaced the trash bag in your bin with a new one. You slipped out of your slippers and into your shoes and grabbed the bag of garbage, plus the gross mop water and went outside to the alleyway between your apartment and some random building. 

You tossed the bag away and dumped the water out, and you turned to go back up to your apartment. 

“Hey!” A yell caught your attention, and you turned to see a duo of yellow and green blues rush at you.

You screamed as MK and Mei tackled you to the ground. 

“You’re okay!” Mei exclaimed happily. 

You tilted your head curiously. “What’s this about?” 

MK excitedly held up your previously injured hand, that you had taken the bandages off. The bruising hadn’t completely healed from the punch you dealt, but it was starting to clear up. “Your hand looks better!”

“That doesn’t answer my question.” You deadpanned. 

The two sheepishly chuckled. “We were kinda worried after that whole window crashing thing, sorry about that by the way.” Mei rambled. 

“Sandy said you were stressed about it too, so we got you some things to de-stress!” MK held up a bag he had and handed it to you. 

There were some diffusers with different scents, as well as some face masks and some packs of instant noodles. 

“We thought that we could all have a relaxing night in, just the three of us.” Mei finished. 

The two looked back at you and were startled. You felt your eyes burn as tears threatened to come out. These two were so sweet…

You feel bad for what’s to come. 

“Wait! Please don’t cry, we’re sorry!” MK frantically apologised, taking you into a hug, with Mei joining immediately after. 

You let out a watery laugh. “Don’t be sorry. You two are such sweethearts.” You ruffled both of their heads with a grin. 

The two smiled and let you wipe your tears away before leading them back to your apartment. 

 

 

 

Of course, with these two around, your apartment was bound to return to its previous state of mess. The packets for the instant noodles were haphazardly thrown in the trash and there were some mishaps with the diffuser before you got it properly set up. 

Now the three of you were sitting on your couch, the episode of Monkey King; the Animated Series you left on had changed to another, and you had absolutely no context for what was going on. 

So with your apartment vaguely smelling of peach blossoms and vanilla, face masks placed carefully onto your faces, a nice bowl of noodles in your lap, and a cup of loose leaf tea in your hand, MK took it upon himself to lore dump every single thing he could to catch you up to speed on the animated series. 

“And then, Monkey King fought the Monstrous King of Havoc and saved his adorable baby monkeys, but we’re not done there! Monkey King decided to make a monkey army so that—“

You nodded and ate as you let MK babble on about his favourite show, letting Mei lay back on your shoulder, periodically interrupting MK to show you something funny or cute on her phone. 

Eventually, the afternoon grew to night. Your food was all done, the teapot was refilled and emptied many times, the TV was shut off at some point, and MK was not done with his story. 

“Turns out he was kidnapped by a scorpion demoness, and so Monkey King flew off to save him after being cured of the poison!”

“That’s quite an interesting story, MK.” You said, adjusting yourself so Mei was more comfortable. 

The girl had fallen asleep at some point, her phone rested on her face, which made you laugh. 

MK hummed. “Sorry for keeping you up, we weren’t supposed to be here for so long…” he apologised as he looked at the time on the clock. 

12:03 am. 

You shrugged. “It’s fine, a little sleepover never hurt anyone.” You winked mischievously.

MK nodded with a smile. “Yeah, that’s a good point. Good thing I don’t have to work so early tomorrow.”

“Oh? Why’s that?” You ask curiously. 

“Every week, Pigsy opens up shop a bit later since he’s out at the local market buying produce for the week.” MK explains, yawning at the end. 

He followed Mei in sleeping on your other shoulder immediately, oblivious to your new state of panic, like that self-care night didn’t even do anything. 

Ah shoot…here we go again.

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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun