alexiious

[alexiious]

● S1 E1 Rent Problem

*Justin writing he's diary* "Day 60 living with this...idiot, *looking at him watching TV from sofa* he's unbearable to live with, he's snored so much that we almost got evicted, he was screaming at he's new PC that he paid from he's daddy's money, bragging about how he's smarter them me from some TV show we watched..

G: Hey..what are you writing..on??

J: None of ur business dude, go...and watch ur little show...

*intro song starts playing*

G: Really?? Well I wanna see it dude..

J: Well...fuck off dude...it's my diary...get ur own..

*fighting over the diary, and let diary go*

J: Thank.. you...*whispers* brat..

G: What did u say??

J: Oh. .nothing good...it's just... this was the last straw...

G: What did I do?

J: What?..What did u do?? *laughs out of addusity to say*

J: Well dear "roomate" youv been nothing but pain in the ass!!...

J: Your lucky, your mommy and daddy *says mockingly* have enough money for us..

G: yeah...I forgot to tell u that my parents..did...block my bank account..

J: What??...

*knocks, opens up the door, it was landlord*

N: Hi my is, Nathan *shakes Jamess hand*.. pleaser to meet u *shakes Georges hand*... I'm new here, my previous colleague told me you two had money for rent.. and I heard that yall paid rent last month so.. it will be about 200$

J: Soo...about that...Mr Nathan...my friend had money...but...he...hes parents...blocked he's credit card...

*Nathan was suprised*

N: oh...really??... Aha.. *tries to cope*

J: were....terribly sorry sir...

J: it's he's fault...

*points at him*

G: *gasp* it's not my fault...my parents wants to give me...real job.. for poor people..

J: I'm sorry what did u say??

N: guys...if u both dont get job to pay this rent. .yall gonna be evicted...just like thouse two gay couple...who got evicted becouse..they didn't pay rent...understood?? *says it seriously*

J: yes sir..

G: Whatever dude...

N: great...good luck.. *says it with smile*

J: ok..George like it or not were gonna get a job...ik how you are "allergic" to poor people work.. but I don't care!! You will do it and you will like it!!

G: *grounts* fine!!

*James keeps writing* "Now..I have to work with this brat...God have mercy on my soul.. *closes the book*

*both od them goes to Walmart on a interview*

*stands infront of door*

J: so remember..I will do most of talking and u... *looking at him scraching hes ass*

just knod... *whispers* dear god..

*knocks on door*

Boss: come in..

*comes in*

Boss: Well hello there my name is Kenny *shakes both of they're hands* ...I'm ur menager or boss.. *says it with smile*

J: hello..my name is James.. were here to apply to job..

G: *cough* no shit *cough*

J: *kicks him slightly*

K: oh..are u ok George?

J: Oh no..its ok...it's just a cough..

K: oh..ok.. so I'm gonna ask u few questions to see what can u to do..

*he's finding the papers*

*George whispers* dude..this guy is so lame..

*James whispers back* dude...shut up..

K: here.. found it..here are your papers and you two can work..

*gives them papers*

*they done the papers*

K: all good now watch this video in case something happenes to you to..

*shows the man who worked on forklift and big metal pipes crushes on him*

*Some random man: "Hey new worker were glad your working here with us...just ignore people with dipers, grown unemployed adults who like to joke around.. and makes our life worse... and old women who are yelling at the workers for some random reason... but other then that ur good to go..

*video ended*

K: soo on that note..welcome to Walmart..

*both of them are on shock*

J: dear god...did u seen that guy...throw shit at worker?? *cringed in discust*

G: aha.. *got distracted*

G: *looks at other femail workers*

Also him: maybe this place isnt so much bad..

J: are u insane...did u seen shit that iv seen?? Jesus Christ... were gonna work here..for a rent and thats it..

G: like dude...we have pretty lady's

J: Dude...we came here to work...not date random women..

G: ew oh yeah...don't remind me..

*few hours later*

J: Dude did u throw the trash out..

G: uhh..no u do it...if u want..

J: Well.. I'm cleaning the damn shop...so can u please do it...

G: ew..that's ur job..I'm not touching that dirty thing... I have standards...

J: dude!! *calms down* I don't have time can u please... just throw the fucking trash bag inside fucking trash.

K: what's going on here!?

J: oh nothing George..

*George throws the trash*

K: you see...hes doing he's work.. and u?

J: I will sir..

J: Dude...u almost got me in trouble...

G: it's just trolling...

*James got pissed off*

*next day during the shift*

*George goes smoking outside*

J: are u gonna help me dude??

G: soon... *exhale the smoke*

*20 minutes later*

G: *still smokes*

J: Dude get inside and help me...

G: *sighs* fine!!

J: there is one old lady whos just in middle of a store screaming in the sky..I assume god...about how prices are high or some shit...

G: ahhh...ur talking to much...ur point??

*James slightly pissed off* well Kenny told me that u and i have to remove her...

G: ahh.. fine...

Some old lady: *still sits*

J: lady could u please get up??

Old lady: Excuse me...my name is Karen and im protesting about your high fucking prices

J: *sigh* Dude where are u??

*George left*

*looks like hes fed up with life*

*removes her while she's screaming*

*goes to boss*

J: boss...I have to say something...to complain about my colleague...

K: But why...hes done everything he's been told...hes thrown a trash..hes removed the goods from shelfs... and u did bearly...did anything...

J: me?? But I... *gets speechless*

*James got fed up and goes to the bar*

*goes to the bar*

J: *gets a drink* aahh...what a day..

S: Hey dude... how was ur day??

J: dont ask... and hey thanks for the money yesterday... it would be plenty enough for rent and couple of drinks...just don't tell...you know who.

S: No worries dude...

J: and I'll get u money when my paycheck arrives that is if it arrives...

S: No problem... and why wouldn't it...

*just before Steven would've finished the sentence George arrives*

G: Hey there u are..

J: you!! Becouse of u i almost lost a job...

G: cmon...I was trolling...it's a joke...

J: fuck u!!

G: aha... give me a drink also..

Also George: you know whats the issue dude.. your taking everything to seriously..

G: oh...I'm soory i forgot u get money from ur mommy and daddy *gets a drink* im almost lost my job...because of u and ur complaining about me taking things seriously..

G: ahh...that's what i was talking about...to serious... *gets a drink*

J: Well im sorry...Mr Fun guy . *laughs* i said Fun Guy!! *hes drunk*

G: *laughs also* u...did it dude...u made a joke... *he's also drunk*

J: Hey dont change the subject...Mr Fun *hick up* guy.. but life isnt always fun...

G: Haha...oh god..

J: what??.

G: I...think im gonna puke..

J: here is Steffanny...

G: ahh..where??

J: Just kidding.. haha

G: u jerk... *pukes*

S: Oh god...not here.. on floor..

G: oh im sorry Steven..where would i else puke...

*next day they're woken up on Georges bed*

G: ahh...my head... uhh..

G: let me ask u something...

J: What?? Aahh... my head..

G: where did we get the money for that bar??

J: ohh...well i might have some laying around..

G: *shocked* and u were...wow!!

J: look...the thing is...Steven...gave me yesterday... becouse i was afraid i would be fired...and i didnt wanna tell u...bc u were gonna spend it on some dumb shit...ok.. sorry... aahh

*they were fighting until Nathan came in*

N: Hey guys...it's paying day..

*shows them money*

N: Thank you boys...nice working with u .

*outro song sounds playing*

[alexiious]

●PILOT: Bad first impression

*intro music

[Narator: Hello, oh how rude of me, I haven't introduced myself, my name is James, and this is the story of me and my roomate, you will see the rest...]

*opens the door to he's new apartment*

JAMES: Ah, finally freedom, out of my parents house

[...that's me *points arrow at James with he's name* I'm 26 years old and expect someone]

...he should be here at aaany second now...

*opens the door and closes harshly as he- -says it*

G: Hey...so you live in this.... this... yuck..

*James looked discusted as George says it*

J: Hey... I'm James... I...

G: I...don't do the handshakes with...poor people and peasants...I'm above that...

J: Oh...ok.. *gets annoyed a but suck it up* ...so ur rich kid...hah...

G: Yes...but I don't think you will understand that...

J: Suuure... *he's grinding he's teeth a bit*

G: But I guess you could be of use i guess..

J: Ok...? *comfused*

G: To be my slave...

J: *coughs* what...!!?? Ok before anything... we need to have some ground rules.

G: Ough... *discusted*

J: *breathes in and sighs* Ok...firstly...I'm not a slave.. Secondly...we will do some chores..

G: Umm...excuse me.. what are chorse... is that what peasants do??

J: *he's jaw droped and gets confused* wait...what..

G: That's what I was asking... aren't u- -listening to me??

J: Yes but...like dude...how the f*ck do u not know what...chores are??

G: I never done them before duuuuhh..

J: Omg...you are spoiled...

G: No I'm not... *raised a bit he's voice*

J: yes...you are dude *laughs while saying it*

G: My mom...doesn't think that..

J: *sighs* ok... *breaths in and out* ok...now you will...wash the dishes...

G: who. .me??

J: noo...the other guy I'm talking to... *says- -angerly ish* of course to you!!

G: ok...no need to yell...

J: ok .. *watched and waits for him to start*

Any year now dude...

G: Uuhhh...question what is this?? *points at it*

J: *looks at it disappointingly* dude. .how old are you.

G: uhhh...25, you?

J: mhhm and throut that period, you never seen a sponge before?? Ever?? Becouse im 24 dude, and know these things..Are u kidding me?? *yells a bit*

G: I told u never did chores...

J: I thought you were...joking... *looks disappointed while saying it*

G: uhhh...ok??

J: ok.. *shoves him* there...now u get it??

G: I...guess?

J: you know what...do what ever u want.. *says that while dresses he's coat* I'm going...out...

*slams he's doors*

G: Jeez I wonder what got into him...

*puts a drink, purse whisky*

J: Thanks...Steve..

S: No problem...so I heard you have new roomate... . . *talks while washing a glass*

J: *drinks a drink and almost spiled*

S: Oh...dude did I say something wrong... *comfused*

J: Oh...uhh nothing Steve...its not you...it's well...

*as he tries to finish the sentence, George comes in*

G: Heey...Jaxon...or whatever..

J: Oh...God not him...

G: Hey where were you...omg this place looks filthy...

J: Steve this is George...the one i talked about..George..Steve..

G: Oh hi Steven...or whatever... omg this place looks filthy..

S: Hey...hey...filthy!?? *gets a bit annoyed*

J: Just...ignore him.. *says while drinking*

G: Eww..what a desk...

J: Dude just...stop...

G: What??

J: Stop with this bullshit...please...

G: Ahh..ik what's happening!!

J: Really? What?? *says sarcasticly while drinking*

G: You are jelouse of me...don't you...

J: Uhhh...no im not...

*George sees someone while talking with Jason*

G: Who...is this ..Angel??

S: Uhhh...Steffanny...

G: Ahhh...Steffanny...beautiful name...

J: Dude...are u ok??

G: Shut up bro...

J: Ok? *drinks*

S: Hello my name is Steffanny, im working with Steven, im bartender.

J: My name is Justin

*George inturapted him*

G: My name is George..I'm super rich...and tall...

J and S: *comfused*

J: Dude...are u in love?

G: What?? Why do...u care?? She is mine dude do u hear me!!??

J: Woah...woah...I'm not in love with her!!

G: Good bro...you better be... *paranoid*

J: Ok??

*they came back home from bar, it was dark*

G: Ma...maybe i will stay here longer... I...mean this place doest look that bad...after all...

*Jason closed the door*

J: What?? But u said... *realized*

Ik why...? Your in love... *mocks and laughs a bit*

G: Pfff...don't be reddiciculous... *blushing a bit*

J: Why are u red then??

*George yelled at Justin while Justin laughed and mocked George and also while camera zoomed out from window of they're apartment*

*outro music and ending credits*

[alexiious]

BROMATES!!

[The story is about guy named James, who wanted to move out of parents house to live on he's own, and also wanted a roomate because of the rent and there were two rooms, so he founded another roomate on Craigslist, but the new roomate was from rich family, and was spoiled, but maybe James can live with it, because he was desperate for somebody to live with he's name was George. There is another guy named Steve and Stefany, there is also landlord named Nathan who's securitly an homophobe]