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Sometimes you watch a YouTube video that’s so obviously an excuse for that YouTuber to write something off on their taxes

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yosemete sam was a gay man.

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Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself! Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!

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if i had a restaurant i would serve a sandwich to myself and then close

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hmm

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Midsummer Nights Dream, New York City Ballet Production

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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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Original tweet: (x)

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the thing about “andrew hussie returns to homestuck to write a cartoon pilot produced by vivziepop with toby fox voicing john egbert” is like. it’s so far-fetched i wouldn’t even make that joke. because it would be too ridiculous for me to even find funny. and it’s not a joke. it’s literally happening right now.

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U hit 25 and u really begin to understand the success of scrub daddy

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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Hello o//

I just saw your post about refs of clothing from 1920's and 1930's and I never have enough references so can I please have some :DD

Also I always see your art in the mornings so it's like the morning paper for me and makes my day brighter :))) Thank you so much for drawing

hello!!! ofc you may have some :D

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(All images are from pinterest, mostly magazine/catalogue ads)