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wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

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『 𝕱𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝕸𝖊 𝕹𝖔𝖙 』

ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇꜱ, ʙʟᴜᴇ ʙʟᴏꜱꜱᴏᴍ ᴅᴀʏꜱ

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What do you call the stuff that accumulate in the corners of your eyes while you sleep?

Morning dust

Grandma's tears

Goblin tears

Night salt

Eye goobers

Soundlies

Nighties

Dreamies

Mouse droppings

Something else (please share)

I know this concept but have no word for it

I'm not familiar with this concept

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3 of them 🌸🍒🍒

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Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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something about glorious ovulation

(cheeky version without shower fog for my patr0ns)

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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Spewpa -- Miki Tanaka

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🎉💥💥💥🎉

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In all timelines, in all possibilities, only you can show me this-

☄️

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Jayvik doodles.

First one is based on @oidingus's lovely animation.

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I’ve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me

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what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer