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Maca: you’re cute when you’re angry

Zule: then I’m about to get real fucking adorable

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Zurena prompts from Anons on Curious Cat #4

PROMPT: “ Maca and Zule are about to get nasty and Saray pops up in the caravan. GO!”

“Oyé, Zule, where are—OH-ho-ho!” Saray chortles in disbelief at the scene before her. “Wow.” 

 Maca is straddling Zulema’s lap, topless, her bare back to Saray. Zule looks up at Maca and curses under her breath. Maca simply smiles. As Saray leans against the stove and snags a bag of crisps from the counter, Zulema peeks her head around Maca’s body and juts her chin towards the door. “Do you mind?” 

Saray pops a crisp into her mouth and shrugs a shoulder. “Not at all. Don’t stop on my account.” 

“Get out!” Maca and Zule yells. 

 “Fine. Fine.” Saray surrenders, and tosses the bag back onto the counter. “You have five minutes to… whatever,” she gestures to Maca, “then we have to go.” 

“Fine.” Saray shuffles towards the door, shaking her head and chuckling to herself. She stops. “Zule!” 

“Qué?”

Saray points at her best friend. “Tuuuu.”

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macarena: i hate zulema

macarena when she sees zulema:

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Exhibit A: Zulema likes to be hugged from behind

Exhibit B: Macarena sleeps hugging the pillow and is surprised when she wakes up, then immediately goes to look for Zulema.

conclusion: these two gays spoon to sleep. Zulema is clearly the little spoon

ur welcome

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trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

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Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

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Zulema Zahir has a praise kink.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!

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I doubt tumblr people need to hear this, but I must remind people.

DON'T put your name out there publicly. DON'T tell people your name if you don't really know them.

DON'T tell people your country, state, or city. Maybe your country or state is fine, but NEVER indicate WHERE.

DON'T just put your face out for everyone to see. Maybe have a private for your photos. Only let your friends and people you TRUST see your face.

DON'T GIVE PEOPLE YOUR NUMBER. You're opening yourself up to harassment, stalking, and potentially even getting hacked if your phone is attached to your account.

Internet culture has trended toward being open and loosey goosey with private information, but if you're young and you're reading this, DO NOT FALL FOR IT. It only benefits big companies and people who see to do you and your family harm.

Try to be as discreet as possible with your personal information. Don't put ANYTHING out there that can leave a breadcrumb to terrible people finding out who you are.

IF YOU ARE A PERSON OF COLOR/BLACK, THIS ESPECIALLY APPLIES TO YOU, OK? We still live in a world where people would do us harm for the color of our skin or ethnicity. You don't need to hide, but you NEED to protect yourself.

THIS APPLIES TO THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AS WELL. If you are young or still in the closet and being outed would be devastating for you, YOU ALSO NEED TO TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS TO PROTECT YOURSELF.

The internet is NOT safe! Never has been!

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Sometimes, the lack of butch readers bothers me.

Reading fanfiction is my only way to escape this cruel world. So I think that you can understand my frustration when I can barely find any butch/ non gender specific readers. It really bothers me when the reader is always in dresses/skirts and make-up and it makes me feel like shit.

Ofcourse, I am not saying that femme readers are bad. I never will either. Only sometimes I just wish that I could find a fanfic that I can relate to.

There are however writers who are beyond this world and make the most beautiful pieces that I can relate to and I am very grateful for that.

But yeah, I'm disappointed and I'm not sorry.

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HEY!

AO3 is in danger of becoming CENSORED. if you have donated $10 or more BEFORE june 30th, PLEASE exercise your right to vote (as you should have received an email to) and VOTE AGAINST TIFFANY GU, who is PRO-CENSORSHIP and PRO making AO3 “palatable” for outsiders and antis.

this is one of the few places dead dove writers/illustrators have to post our content, which is NOT illegal, immoral, or a threat to society. however, CENSORSHIP IS.

if you have the opportunity to vote, PLEASE TAKE IT.

KEEP AO3 WONDERFUL! THANKS!

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Stupid man-thing: *giving up on attempting to drag you away from the caste* What are you doing?! I'm trying to save you from this mon-

Reader: *outraged* That is my wife ,mind you! You will definitely be her dinner.

Also Reader: *skips away as if nothing happened*

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Alci is in need of love, ASAP

Alcina: *screaming and actively scaring every maid in the castle* Stupid, imbecile of a man! I am not to be messed with! I'll slice him to ribbons! Why does he get all the credit?! We all know that I do most of the work! That man-thing should be castrat-

Reader: *melting on the inside* Aww baby.. Do you need a hug?

Alcina: *sobs* ..Please hold me.

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I miss Zelda Spellman.

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Queen of Comics

Hello guys! welcome to my new post! I am late to this fandom and even later with writing for it. However I've build up the courage to scribble something out. Enjoy!

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Pairing : Present! Carol Denning/Reader ( gender is not specified )

Warnings : None except the canon typical swearing and suggestive talk here and there

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Carol likes drawing. Little doodles here and there, violent fight scenes between cartoon figures, to full blown comic books. Luckily for you, she occasionally makes one for you.

It was lights out. You and Carol were sitting on her bunk. An idea ran through your head. ''Hey Jingles!'' You said while throwing a jolly rancher at her head. She looked up "Ow! The fuck is wrong with you?" She asked, unimpressed. She knew exactly what this is about. Kinda. You either hadn't been getting enough attention and were feeling bold, or maybe you wanted sex. Carol likes sex. ''When are you gonna finish 'Steve and the Soap Monster?'' Your voice shook her out of her thoughts.

Oh. Well that is a surprise. She really thought you'd go for sex. 'Damn it.' Carol had a liking towards drawing. One day, when you were coming into your shared cell you saw her scribbling away on some paper. It turned out to be a cover for a comic. After a little bit of bribing she let you flip through the pages and of some others as well. Not before promising to not utter a word about this to anyone though.

''I will break your arm into pieces.''

Turned out, You absolutely loved it. You didn't know how she came up with the stories but they were incredible. You read through every single one within the hour and had complimented Carol so many times, a blush was covering her cheeks. You smiled. 'She's beautiful like this'

''wanna make more? I 'll reward you.'' You asked suggestively. Her eyes widened. this change of demeanor was not anticipated at all. Needless to say; As soon as you fell asleep she spent all night drawing.

It wasn't as if you were exploiting her. Not at all! She was getting paid! with lolly-pops and many, many orgasms. Not money, but still a quite worthy payment. "Look, I get that you're busy and all, I mean, Bridge is a serious business." Carol cocked her head to the side, eyebrows raising. "But I am bored out of my mind." A very fake scandalized look made its way on her face. ''And when I 'm not bored, I-"

"Am I not good enough for you?" She asked, sarcasm as obvious as Baddison's stupidity. ''-great anxiety for my buddy Steve- Shut up- Carol, when are you going to write a part two? I'm addicted and your talent is my drug.'' She looked at you with a small amount of annoyance. '' Flattery ain't magic, Sugar-pops.'' You stuck your tongue out. ''Asshole.''

She stood up and made her way over to her treasure of magazines and candy. ''Excusing your behavior.'' She said, giving you a side eye before rummaging through the pile of stuff. ''I think you might like this.'' She exclaimed before throwing it at you. You made a surprised noise. Looking at her as if she killed your dog. 'Karma' She mouthed teasingly.

Your eyes focused on the object that was thrown at you. Caught by your very own face. Holy shit! Not only a part two, but also a part three?! You looked at her shocked. ''W-what? How?!'' She shrugged, 'Bastard.' You didn't need an answer ''Carol, baby, I love you so much.'' You uttered in awe. ''Pretty rad huh?'' She chuckled. She said as she made her way over again. Straddling your hips Carol looked at you hopefully.

'' I get a double reward now, right?''

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byE

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How does Vecna/001/Henry take a shit/ leak in the upside down. what if you go down there to 'chill' and you see him standing there taking a piss in the bushes.