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Lurker dog is lurky.
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Behold, Alfred Pennyworth in his rain coat.
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Sometimes you need a friend for nap time.
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Babushka Alfie disapproves of your life choices.
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This is why he was wearing a shirt. My husband was using it to determine what size tuxedo shirt to buy him.
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Working his mad scientist hairdo.
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He has perfected the art of gazing off into the distance.
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I came downstairs from my work room and Alfie has a shirt on. I don't know why my husband put him in one of my night shirts but there it is.
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"Why you no take me on walk??"
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He looks like I feel on Monday mornings.
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Becoming one with the carpet. Literally. You should see how much dog hair is on the carpet despite all the vacuuming.
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"Hey lady, got any lip balm or candy??"
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Someone thinks the Halloween candy is for him. Someone is wrong.
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The sunny spot on the carpet. What more could a ridiculously fuzzy dog ask for? Well, aside from my lip balm. And whatever I happen to be eating at the moment.
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I just took out a lip balm and unscrewed it to put it on and Alfie ran up looking all excited and hopeful. No, dammit. The toddler/dog lip balm application was a one-time thing and I am not sharing my new lemon flavored balm with you, you mooching dog. Go away.
#lip balm is certainly not for dogs#your lips go on your own butt this is not happening#alfred pennyworth#mooch
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