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text // alice

holden: im definitely honored

holden: whats the problem?

alice: good

alice: my head hurts and im hungry :(

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@alicepls: if you’re ever wondering what kind of present to get me, think bath bombs

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text // alice

holden: do you need a babysitter??

alice: stfu

alice: i can just as easily ask someone else to come over

alice: you should be honored i chose u

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What the hell? Relationship goals, oh my god.

“So, every year on my parents wedding anniversary, my dad buys my mom a charm for her charm bracelet, right? But not only that, he proposes to her… Every year… He gets roses and lights candles… Way to one up anything I could ever do for a girl, dad. Thanks.”

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alice: do u have like an obsession w satan or somethin

angie: nothing. angie: satan can’t wait for ur soul tho

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Sure, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I don’t! They’re my brother’s friends, I promise. I swear I’m not some freak that befriends kids for their junk.

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alice: what else is new

angie: bc i’m actually a demon sent from hell just for u angie: ur own personal demon ur so special

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alice: y u gotta play me like that 

angie: oh look a distraction.

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Well, I didn’t know you knew so many middle schoolers, V.

It’s insane at the amount of twelve year olds trusted with a phone these days, let alone a snapchat account that allows them to post their junk on their story. I swear, if I get one more random dick pic from some middle schooler, I’m going throw my phone against the wall.

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alice: only bc u give too little answers bby

angie: you ask too many questions.

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She didn’t sob or wail. Her grief was horribly discreet but as persistent and almost as silent as bleeding from an unstitched wound.

Notes from an exhibition by Patrick Gale, page 36. (via mercurieux)

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skylarjk replied to your photoset Alice’s Camera Roll

THAT MANIP YASSSS

i kNOW RIGhT AND LOOK HOW CUTE THIS ONE IS

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alice: woahwoahwo alice: who was it for then?? hm?

angie: hey ;)

angie: OH MY GOD THAT WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU

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Alice’s Camera Roll

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known it for a long time daddy wakes up to a drink at night

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text → alice in wonderland

mari: oh lord dont even start this conversation with me

mari: he is......

mari: mi papi

alice: i actually can relate to that on a spiritual level

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text // alice

holden: god if u were this needy, i would've never accepted ur invitation to be friends

holden: just kidding, whats the problem

alice: :(( rude omg

alice: my head hurts :/