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favorite pokemon tell me now.

i WILL be forming very strong opinions on you over this answer so be wise

fuck uhhhhhhh koffing

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clearly you've never heard of a premonition (⁠T⁠T⁠)

why are there so many horse caring tips on my pinterest page?????? i mean, horses are cool and all but I DONT OWN A HORSE????

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Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox

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Do you see my vision

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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

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fellow jax pfp??

:3

:0 omg yea

he's so silly and self-destructive (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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tag game!!

first do this quiz:

then do this picrew:

then post your results and tag your moots!! here's mine:

@fizzuh-strawberr @dakota-crow @moonchildsart @exameterr @membrane-attack-complex + anyone else who wants to join :3

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beast-yeast ep 11 and 12 predictions

you ever notice how the beasts have progressively become more in love with their other halves?

i have

you ever notice how the beasts have also progressively become more toxic and manipulative with their other halves?

i have

at this point, i'm fairly sure that silent salt is gonna be such a pick-me

he's gonna be all self-deprecating and pretending he feels guilty in order to get her to fall in love with him and of course white lily is gonna empathise with him but it'll probably cause this inner turmoil in her like "look i feel for him on a painful level but i'm already in kinda deep shit with crispia as a whole and befriending a beast ain't gonna help that sooooooooo"

so then she'll choose to fight him and then he'll say something like "yo you think anyone else out there is gonna love you??? girl you caused the dark flour war. you released dark enchantress cookie."

"pure vanilla-"

"his waffle cone ass lied to you bestie, he'll never truly love you. i'm the only person who gets you, who actually wants you around"

(he'll throw in some allegories about silence too, but you get the gist)

then white lily's gonna realise that harboring all this guilt is helping literally no one, and it's only making her more susceptible to manipulation which could cause more harm to cookiekind

so her freedom will be freedom from her guilt or something and her awakened form will look ethereal and her and pvc make out or whatever idk

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becoming the problem in all your relationships >>>>>>>>>>>>

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it's easier to grieve the dead than it is to grieve the living. at least through death there is closure; but to grieve the loss of a soul that's still alive? a soul that could be with you but chooses not to? death would be more peaceful

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Bad news: my drawing tablet is STILL out for repairs. Good news: I can still draw bullshit at 1:30am on paper just the same LMAO

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#releasetheodysseuswithabrafiles

@fizzuh-strawberr @dakota-crow @moonchildsart @exameterr @membrane-attack-complex

Does Odysseus wear a bra ? I mean, look at his chest, those are breasts

The only support he needs is the support of his awesome wife Penelope! But if she thought it’d be hot if he wore a bra he’d probably do it.

I drew art for this but was too embarrassed to post. Please know that in my files are drawings of lingerie odysseus that you’ll never see.

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I couldn't resist. I had to draw this man immediately

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polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on

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it had no curly hair options ;-;

@fizzuh-strawberr 💖 @dakota-crow @kenzily8 @exameterr @membrane-attack-complex

make this picrew with me!

it has jirai fashion options, so try to make yourself!

but you can do whatever you want as long as it’s based off of you irl

this is me in the picrew

tag your moots who you think would like this!

@jirairenshi @lostbunnydoll @lxser-lxndmine @lilac-the-rotting-jirai @mwnhera @mmmm-potatoes @strawberryraviegutz @spagetdomain @highclasshomosexual @hi-bunnie @cut-up-pwushie @prettylittlecuts @puppy-chains @pienkawaii @rodyisnotpickme @rott1ng4uu @razorabuser @osazaisbloodstainedbandages and open tags for all the moots I don’t have time to type out and those cool ppl who just join!

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puzzles mpreg trust 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

How were the fan kids made??????

(They were built out of their old scrap parts!)

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