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You can't cut straight from this shot with this line from the narrator:

To THIS one:

You can't do that. That's not allowed. You can not do it!!!

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OH MY GOD WAIT STOP THE PRESSES. I never noticed that first one either. But you’re totally right. I rewatched the scene just now and Gob very intentionally aims the lighter fluid AT HER FACE and then he just checks the faulty mechanism right after like aw damn why didn’t it work? :((

As for the jetpack scene outside the prison: fhshsbf I totally just thought the “that was a freebie” joke was a response to the guard, but I will happily absorb your interpretation to give the line additional meaning and depth. Fun fact: this is the episode where Michael obliviously says, and I quote, “they’re family; it seems very natural they’d be together (sexually)” when he’s confronted about Lucille and Oscar’s affair.

There’s another S3 boyfights scene that no one really talks about. In the episode with Nellie, when Michael goes up to the hotel room and she tries to seduce him, Gob is just… sitting in the dark???? Like, as soon as Michael fumbles around for the light switch, Gob tries masking his voice to tell him NOT to do that. He wants to remain invisibly anonymous, and then launches into his pimp spiel where he demands payment for the work Nellie did over at Bluth Co.

But here’s the thing. Gob could’ve just… demanded that upfront if it was only about the money. Instead he chose to have Nellie overtly proposition his brother for sex, all the while lurking in the shadows.

Remember earlier in the season when Gob wanted to get Michael the single, healthiest call girl the town had ever seen? Remember when he wanted to watch him fuck her? Yeah. Gob even tries suggesting that he could hook Michael up with Nellie for a family discount (and seems really fucking pleased with himself for the idea). He wanted to watch SO BAD.

Lol only just noticed that Gob fully tries to set Michael's fiancee on fire when she asks to see a magic trick. He points his little lighter fluid splurting arm thing right at her face instead of just into the air like usual, and she only doesn't get burned up because he's a shit magician and it doesn't light.

He set Michael's first wife on fire at their wedding too actually. Presumed accidentally, but....

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this is so random but i was listening to the elizabeth banks smartless episode and will is talking about when he was on dating apps and he was like "all the girls' profiles are like blah blah blah and all the guys' profiles are like..." and i stopped in my tracks bc why are you seeing men on dating apps will 🤨 and no one said anything so i feel crazy

omg dfhzbsb thank you for bringing this to my attention because I totally didn’t clock that either.

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Good news! Jason Bateman is an actual Capricorn!

Doubly good news! They’re essentially the same person!

mitch hurwitz look me in the fucking eye and tell me michael bluth isn’t a fucking capricorn 

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Gob’s obsession with Michael’s sex life is way more obviously a crush when put in the context of his explicit disgust/horror when hearing about his other family members sexual encounters

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Happy 55th Birthday Jason Bateman → January 14th, 1969

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Who Killed Santa? A Manhandle Murder Mystery

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Last year I posted a lil smut for people to read around their families during Thanksgiving... this year I added to it lmfao. Happy Wanksgiving and pls enjoy~

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Title: Blood Bound

Authors: @alivingsaint, @andithil

Rating: Mature

Pairings: Michael Bluth/Gob Bluth, Gob Bluth/Tony Wonder, Michael Bluth/Female OC

Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Slow Burn, Character Turned Into Vampire, Eventual Romance, Eventual Polyamory, Mutual Pining, Vampires, Bloodplay, Humor, Angst, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Words: 32,319

Chapters: 11/?

Summary: After a supernatural brush with death, Michael Bluth grapples with a new perspective on life and and a staggering lust for his brother.

Note: *gently lays this chapter at your feet* We hope some of you are still here. Pls enjoy what we can provide and when. <3

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Arrested Development "Pilot", November 2, 2003 -> Happy 20th Anniversary!

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Good news! You can still watch it through the wayback machine here.

The Will Arnett® [x]

Perrier sparkling mineral water

lemonade

wedge of lime

a man’s grab worth of ice

no towels

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32. boyfights

32. A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards. This is almost a month late, and I did actually start it when I got this ask, but then I got stuck and didn't look at it for weeks. Tale as old as time lmao. BUT I have been informed of anon's identity... and since it's still technically her birthday where she lives, I managed to finish it up tonight. SO. Happy birthday @alivingsaint! Thank you for enabling me, and have some trashbros as a treat <3

Michael had never been so viscerally aware of just how long it'd been since he last slept with a woman. He held his breath, jaw clenched as Gob tightened his arms around him.

Had he always been this clingy?

Dumb question. Michael knew he had. But for whatever reason, this particular assault felt never-ending. He tried to shift his hips away at the very least, but Gob wasn't having it, clutching Michael closer and whining towards the ceiling about some problem he was having at work. What that work entailed, Michael wasn't exactly clear.

"Why don't you talk to them about it instead of me, huh?" he tried, desperate to escape before things got worse.

"Because! I can't have them thinking I'm weak, Mike," Gob's voice strained. "I'm not like you!"

Really, Michael should've thanked him for the moment of reprieve the insult provided. "Alright, well," he said, trying to shift back again. "I'm not sure I can be much help, so…"

Gob dug his fingers into Michael's shoulders intently, locking him in place. "You are helping, guy. You're like a therapist I don't have to pay."

Michael blinked, twice. The first time he opened his eyes, Gob's lips filled his vision. The second time he caught his gaze.

"Besides," Gob continued with that infuriating smirk and tilted head, "you can always help me in other ways. Been a long time."

The weight of his words ran through Michael like liquid lightning. It really didn't take that much, did it? Maybe Gob was right after all. Michael was weak. In the split second before their mouths crashed together, he squeezed his eyes shut, a futile attempt to block out at least one element of the reality he'd caved into so easily.

The other elements were a different story. Gob's hungry moan reverberated through Michael's skull, his teeth sharp against Michael's lip. He tasted vaguely like mustard and vodka. It was barely noon, but Michael found he couldn't care less. His hands snaked up to clutch around Gob's ears, holding him steady as his tongue delved for more and Gob's body melted impossibly closer.

It wasn't until their twin bulges ground together that Michael jerked back on instinct, breaking the kiss. It took every ounce of willpower he possessed to ignore the sick throbbing against his fly. He panted heavily, forehead pressed against Gob's, his brother's breath ghosting over his cheek. Time was at a standstill. He couldn't look. Couldn't face this weakness of his, not again. He felt Gob's fingers dig tighter into his arms.

Michael's eyes cracked just enough to see Gob's eyelashes fanned over his freckled cheeks.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Fuck.

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Jason Bateman as Rob Strasser in Air (2023)

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