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Narcissa:[walking in] It’s baby making time! Pants off, Lucius!

Severus:

Lucius:

Narcissa: Didn’t see you there, Severus.

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Happy holidays everyone!

From your favorite dysfunctional family & yours truly 💚

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Narcissa: *hugging Lucius from behind* I want a baby.

Lucius: Cissa, we’ve been through this. I need to be facing the other way.

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Lucius: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Narcissa: *glares at him*

Lucius: But not when you’re angry with me.

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Lucius: Hey, but at least you have that cool, pregnant lady glow.

Narcissa: Oh, that’s sweat. You throw up all morning, you’ll have that glow too.

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I still feel so bad for Helen McCrory’s family. Damian lost his wife and their kids lost their mom. I’m also so sad we’ll never get any Helen and Jason Isaacs content in the future. No Malfoy family reunion 💔

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Draco Malfoy Mentioned - Character Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Married Couple, Recovery, Hair care, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Head Massage Summary:

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Narcissa helps Lucius heal by paying some loving attention to his best attribute.

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Lucius: What’s an “occupation”?

Severus: It’s what you do.

Lucius: *nods and writes down Narcissa*

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Imagine Lucius having a secret affair with you (a muggle). Imagine him loving it because it’s something nobody would ever suspect.

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I don’t have words. This is such terrible news 😭

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I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM

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Bellatrix: Truth or dare?

Lucius: Dare.

Bellatrix: I dare you to kiss the sexiest person in the room.

Lucius: *smiles* Narcissa...

Narcissa: *blushing* Yes, Lucius?

Lucius: You’re blocking the mirror. I can’t see myself.

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Narcissa: LUCIUS ABRAXAS MALFOY!

Lucius: What are you middle-naming me for?!

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Lucius: I don’t think Narcissa likes me anymore.

Rodolphus: What makes you say that?

Lucius: It’s the little things she says, like, “I don’t like you anymore, Lucius”.

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Lucius and Narcissa: [gossiping and getting their hair done together]

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Narcissa: Luce, do you love me?

Lucius: Yes, I love you, Cissa.

Narcissa: More than your cane?

Lucius, polishing his cane: Know your limits.

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Narcissa: Ah, did I leave the stove on?

Lucius: You haven’t cooked since 1996.