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(In the arena, during the third Quarter Quell...) Johanna: (singing) “Cori-o-lanus… licks his own an—“ Finnick: (jumping in, covering Johanna’s mouth with both hands) Finnick: (singing loudly into the cameras) “— IIIIIICE CREEEAAAAM!!” Finnick: (hissing) “You can’t sing that on national television.” Johanna: “What? Why?” Finnick: “Snow wants to keep the Games PG-13, and we’re only allowed one rude word…” Johanna: “So?” Finnick: “… and Effie used that when she stepped on a Lego last week.” Johanna: “They give children access to weapons and let them kill each other, but we can’t say anu—?” Finnick: “Shhhh. Yeah, murder is fine, but they are afraid of words, I guess.”

Peeta: (whispering to Katniss) “Why is annual income a rude word?” Katniss: “No idea. The Capitol is weird as fuck.”

(At Hunger Games HQ...) Plutarch: “Aaaand we’re rated R. Goddammit.” Snow: “Okay, fuck it. I want that bitch dead immediately.”

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Katniss: Haymitch won’t come out of his room Effie: Just tell him I said something. Katniss: Like what? Effie: Anything factually incorrect. Katniss, shrugging: If you say so. Haymitch, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Hayffie Week:

Oh Captain Our Captain - Elizabeth Banks

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Effie: You might not know this, Haymitch, but I am a flawed person. Haymitch: I do know that.

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Might be the greatest Hunger Games edit I’ve ever seen omg

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And i’ll be your puckish puppeteer on this delightful little detour

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john b for obx??? tell me yall saw it for a sec bc i was like hello???

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Plutarch: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Finnick: Nope, absolutely not.

Peeta: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Haymitch: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Katniss: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Johanna: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Effie: You spent all our money on THIS?

Haymitch, putting tiny raincoats on the geese: They live outside. They need this.

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Effie, staring at Haymitch in a cage: ...Why is he in a cage?

President Snow: Because he growled at me.

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Effie: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Haymitch: Please, just say fuck.

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Hmmmm question: Is “Another Love” by Tom Odell a Hayffie & LDove song? Kinda feels like it but idk.

Thoughts?

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I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

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what haymitch loves most in the world: teasing effie

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Gale: I got punished for a whole week just because I came back late.

Haymitch: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone’s hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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Effie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Haymitch: I know. Whenever I’m near someone I like I just start acting stupid. Effie: But you’re always acting stupid? Haymitch: ... Haymitch: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard, princess.

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Hayffie shippers have been fans for over 10 years.

We don't particularly like to be lectured on our ship from antis that discovered the series yesterday