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I go down to the woke Cracker Barrel for my nightly meal of beer with trans people on the can and avocado toast. The waitrx asks me, "person, do you want an abortion on the side?" and I say hell yeah. Give me my abortion at the Cracker Barrel. Once you get to five abortions you get a biscuit for free

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my human au post-neo fanfiction where tenna pays his bail and lets him couch surf for a bit and something beautiful happens or whatever. fucked up evil creature experiences remorse

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God I really wish carrying stuffed animals around with you was socially acceptable

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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Marx did not say that you have to 'jerk it'

were you there?

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i pray the rock is never rolled away

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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health

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writing make out scenes is hard because I need to call upon my memories in my mind palace to know how to describe it. What memories? Me n my boyfriend obviously. So i think about kissing my boyfriend. But then I go hehehe... boyfriend..... and i stop writing because im too busy thinking about kissing my man. and THEN i get sad... because I cannot kiss him right now. he's all the way over there, 11 hours from my home. why is he over there, when he should be in my bed kissing me!!!

so you see why i struggle with writing make out scenes 😔

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Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

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*gripping table so hard it carves lines into the surface* if i don’t draw him in a cute little outfit i will die

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Whichever lesbian has started making the cover of HTN off the coast of the island of Lesbos on W Place I love you

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The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

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Look. Look I’m not reading as much fanfic as I used to.

But in case any young people out there need to hear this- it is very normal for gay people to just. take turns. For a lot of the stuff. That some of you. Seem to think are static, binariatic, opposing personality traits.

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the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

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kim decides to take matters into his own hands!

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