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art heist, baby! thoughts (2)

i made a separate folder in my notes for these bc i didn’t think i would go through to so fast 

chapter 19-21

i’m starting to genuinely fear for my life rn

wait i forgot to write down my thoughts 😭😭

chapter 22 

sirius committing to the heist ?!

convoluted another vocab word

i love that the blacks are a crime family it’s hilarious 

ooh where are they going ?!

the painting

☹️

omg ❤️‍🩹

eeee they’re kissing in front of the painting

that was sweet i love regulus black

chapter 23

hanky panky in this chapter?!

the jegulus ❤️‍🩹

“You’re not a bad person Regulus. Maybe you’ve done some bad things but you deserve love, you always deserve to be loved.”

eeeeeeeeeeee

nooo they have to stop

moony ❤️‍🩹

wolfstar is so back

chapter 24

hanky panky right off the bat ok

brazil mention!

ours

giggling my feet rn

“Poor blood circulation is part of my charm,” me fr

remus jump scare

“i guess that’s what happens when everyone is hot” 😭😭

ahhh meeting time

dorlene!!!!! if they don’t get their italy wedding i will riot

“"Why do I feel like my dad just announced that he was dating again," Marlene shuttered.” marlene 😭😭 i love her so much

BARTY AND EVAN INTERROGATING JAMES 😭😭😭 i love them so much

sirius just lurking

chapter 25

fake heist? fake heist. 

james just Being James 😭

“is it like… huge” MARLENE 😭😭

heist!

this is stressful and it isn’t even the real one

camaraderie another vocab word

prongsfoot is prongsfooting

they ate

chapter 26

“everyone loves abba” REAL

eeee they’re kissing

what

oh. 

“uh oh” is right james

oh my 😭

james dancing on kitchen countertops is so james

chapter 27

prongsfoot going grocery shopping 

guys i cannot even put into words how much i love marlene

the fact that their having their own last supper feels like an omen of some kind

is regulus jesus and the rest of the crew is his disciples and regulus is going to die omg i will die if regulus dies

PANDORA?!

it’s dinner time *lightning* *maniacal laughter*

it wasn’t pandora! huzzah

regulus saying he can’t dance 😭 ok me when i lie

“i love you” AHHHH REGULUS

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

THE HEIST IS NEXT CHAPTER but i have to stop now ahhhh

chapter 28

We Are So Back

guys i’m scareddddd

“It hurt James to watch everything be consumed by the fire, his little notes he passed back and forth to Peter and Marlene, his doodles in the margins of art prints.” and it hurts me to read about it

this isn’t sad but i’m going to cry

“I swear there’s two people in there.” rosekiller? rosekiller. 

i hate that james is talking about marriage right now because. i know. what’s going. to happen. 

lowkey forgot how close new hampshire and new york are like four hours is a very short drive between states

heist! 

i’m terrified rn

they’re almost done omg

guyssss im scareddddd

lily ?!

okay. 

wolfstar ❤️‍🩹

i swear if something happens rn

SOMETHINGS HAPPENING GUYS

oh me oh my (bad)

they’re safe! 

chapter 29

i haven’t been writing thoughts ugh

effie ☹️

WHO DID IT AHHH

oh my gosh i bet it was peter

“live laugh lobotomy” —barty

frank too ?!

i love marlene

the mile high club 😭😭

chapter 30

you mean i only have 8 chapters left ?! what ?!

peter being suspicious 

“Oh that’s the goal, the dream even,” James grinned widely. “He can tackle me to the ground any day he wa–”

stop they’re going to call effie why did i think they were driving somewhere to do Other Things 😭

TELEFOON

they’re so cute i cannot

eeeeee

oh no why is it sad again

“I just had all these feelings and nowhere to put them they just sort of…leak out of my eyes sometimes” truer words have never been said

eeeeeee

of course james would like sunflowers 

IT WAS MALFOY???? WHAT????

honestly i’m really glad it wasn’t peter 

VOLDY????

regulus left please let him not die

wait i thought james couldn’t ride a bike

is marlene going to propose to dorcas in paris ?! ahhhhhh omg

“this is a james-napping” i love evan so much 

they’re getting high 

regulus is back!!

oh no they’re fighting

we’re good

eep

chapter 31

🎶like we were in paris🎶

the jegulus is jegulusing in this chapter

AHHHH DORLENEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys i cannot contain my happiness rn im giggling and kicking my feet so much

chapter over! short and very sweet and i loved it <3

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

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welcome to the marauders fandom <3

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james “fuck it if i can’t have him” potter and regulus “i might just die it would make no difference” black

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I wish I could gaze at someone as lovingly as Sirius looks at Remus. Is it too much to ask.

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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but what do i do now

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Sometimes people online make jokes

That ‘my friends hear taylor swift and think of me’

And honestly, yeah, I fucking hope so.

Hope that is one thing I’ve ruined for them.

They never liked her much anyway

But we can see she’s taken over the world

When on the radio, one of her songs happens to play

I hope they think of me and all my hurts

The hurts they fucking put there.

Maybe Taylor will put some back for me.

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Barty, glaring at Evan’s coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODy couldn't stay alive.

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Important Conversations

Platonic Prongsfoot>>>

"Pads....I think I'm queer."

"Same, Prongs. Now pass the marmalade."

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"Padfoot...I like your brother."

"Eurgh. Are you sure? He's so...prickly."

"Yeah. I'm sure."

"If you're sure. Pass me my quill?"

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"Sirius? Reg and I are dating."

"I know, Prongs. You turn into a puddle around him."

"Right. Yeah...I....he's lovely."

"No, he's not. Now give me my Potions book."

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"Prongs? Do you like my outfit?"

"Erm. Yeah, it's alright."

"What?"

"What!?"

"Alright? How dare you insult me like this? I worked my arse off for hours on this jacket! I've never felt so betrayed! My best friend, too! How could you?"

"You look perfect, Sirius."

"Thank you! I know!"

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I love tumblr

Cringe culture is very much alive and very much celebrated on here

Literally there’s no judgement on here

I CAN GO :3 WITH NO WORRIES

PERHAPS EVEN A :D

OR A >:)

WOOOOOO

TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE

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every day i hope and pray no one on tumblr knows me irl

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wait i forgot

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not a sentimental person (lie) but what the fuck that was my last choir concert ever ?! i will never be on that stage again ?! i will never make silly dances and absolutely butcher them during the actual performance again ?! i will literally never have another concert ever again and like yeah i hated doing them (lie) and got embarrassed when my parents bought me flowers but. omg. like. i did not think i would actually be sad about this but i am and i almost cried when we did the senior song and im ranting ok that’s all bye

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me bc as SOON as i opened pinterest i saw an art heist baby spoiler! 😀

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Walburga & Orion: Fuck half-bloods and muggles!

Sirius: Okay! :)

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me bc i literally just got home from school and im one hour i need to go back to school and i wont be home until after 9 (6 hours from now)😀