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THIN MAN MENTIONED 😱

Pick one of my five favorite movies!

I was tagged by @friendrat, but the original chain was getting kinda long, so we're doing a fresh post. Not including The Lord of the Rings even though it's my actual favorite because that's going to skew the results waaaaaaay too much.

Tagging @as-dreamers-do, @cat-dragoness, and @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord (and anyone who wants to do this but hasn't been tagged).

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[party of unlikely time travelling heroes about to confront the biggest threat theyve yet faced. the sky grows dark as the great evil reveals its terrible visage]

mongol warrior from 1190: i have greatly enjoyed my time with you all. if today i go to join my ancestors then i will tell them of you all in uçmag.

teenage 4channer from 2011: FUG :DDD

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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"Stay in your lane, as long as it isn't the fast lane in front of me."

"stay in your lane" is kind of a funny phrase because like. i'm pretty sure changing lanes and knowing how to do so safely is actually a very important part of driving

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Fun fact; that rat model is originally from the 1995 game "3D Movie Maker." The "game" (It really is more centered around making movies than any kind of "goals") is an absolute fever dream and if it weren't for the downloadable versions of it available today I would swear I hallucinated it.

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Car manufacturers keep trying to make their interiors clean and minimalist.

Meanwhile, the interior I want:

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Me the moment I realized the Volvo I bought as a backup car won't run on just oil changes and zip ties for half a million miles like my Crown Vic has

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A must-see tourist attraction in west Texas, the world's largest restaurant takes "drive-thru" to a whole new level. Located just outside Gumption, TX, this huge Golden Corral was constructed in 1989 when the nearby ill-fated Mystery Flesh Pit National Park was still open to the public.

After the tragedy of 2007 and resulting closure of the park to the public, business dropped precipitously, but it has remained open due to its status and novelty, as well as a lucrative partnership with Anodyne Corp.

However, it's best not to dwell on where the ingredients come from.

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I finally came back, after all these years.

Mostly because all the other websites have gone to shit while Tumblr, strangely, hasn't.

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Couldn't decide what I wanted to do tonight, but then I found out it's #CarFreeDay, so I decided on a little road trip! Call me when we have a #BikeFreeDay! #CarFreeDays #AntiCar #TheWarOnCars #PersonalFreedom #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #CVPI #v8 #Interceptor #InterceptorSpecial

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GT500 hood vent, billet grille, and FPV badging because I'm being a reverse-bogan and doing the American equivalent to Chevy badges on a Holden. #GT500 #VentedHood #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #CVPI #v8 #Interceptor #InterceptorSpecial

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Massive props to the men and women of @Calfire in their battle against the #LakeIsabella wildfire. Stay safe out there! #CalFire #wildfire #kernriver #kerncounty

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One of the few stretches of road not clogged with tourists. #YosemiteNationalPark #YosemiteValley #Yosemite #MountainRoads #Touge #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #CVPI #v8 #Interceptor #InterceptorSpecial

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Went full Battlecar, fuck yeah #Battlecar #BeatNotBabied #BattleSedan #Offroad #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #CVPI #v8 #Interceptor #InterceptorSpecial

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#StartScreen #AngelesCrestHighway #8Bit #8BitArt #Touge #MR2 #MR2Spyder #MRS #峠 レース #P71 #CrownVictoria #CrownVic #PoliceInterceptor #PantherPlatform #CVPI #v8 #Interceptor #InterceptorSpecial