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come with me and you'll be in a world of ✨OT domination✨

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Same energy

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it’s what we deserve

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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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the golden age of television

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Which Steve are you?

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Bandstand - alternative titles

Just Like It Was Before- The “Happiness is a Choice” Song

Donny Novitski- Former Child Prodigy Maintains Dazzling Self Esteem

I Know a Guy- Order Musical Genius Now, Get His Unwanted Baggage and Trauma For Free!

Ain’t We Proud- In Case You Weren’t Aware We LOVE OUR MILITARY BOIS

Who I Was- I Was Julia, Now I’m Just Sad

Counterpoint/Pie Jesu- Nice To Meet You Sad, I’m Dead Inside

Just Like It Was Before Reprise- Mrs. Adams Ships It

First Steps First- SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER THE B R I D G E

Breathe- How Is Davey Supposed to Breathe Through His Instrument He Plays The Bass

You Deserve It- It’s Time For The Baby Boom!

Dwight Anson & Jean Ann- lmao who

Love Will Come and Find Me Again- Laura Osnes Is A Goddess

Right This Way- Defying Gravity Who?? Alternatively: Corey Cott Is Wonderful

Nobody- You’re Not My Mom! (Last Time I Checked) (Should I Check Again?)

The Boys Are Back- Man Has 3 Talents- Bass, Drinking, and Both At The Same Time

I Got a Theory- Please Give Us Money

Everything Happens- Ok The Grenade Thing Was Bad But He’s CUTE

Welcome Home- Please Give Us Money (Reprise)

A Band In New York City- THE BUILDINGS ARE SO TALL

This Is Life- Cockblocked By a Ghost: The Donny Nova Story

This is Life Reprise: What Are We, Some Kind of Suicide Squad??

Welcome Home Finale: The Trauma Song!

Epilogue: It’s ThE DONNY NOVA BAND!!!

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The thrilling saga continues.

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anybody going to see the Donny Nova Band on Monday at Birdland?? 

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me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love elliot alderson, we know, you love elliot so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love elliot, we KNOW, you love elliot you fucking love elliot ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE ELLIOT ALDERSON. WE GET IT.

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Where can I buy her album tho

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the moms of stranger things season two

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mr robot in a nutshell

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Bill Skarsgård in Castle Rock (2018)

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