allhailthebigtalkingbird

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Ya want some propaganda? I am propaganda! Or, I can be.

*morphs*

I can be a proper gander. I can be anything!

Who is your favourite companion?

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Mebbe yer gettin' slapped by a penguin.

req'd by @euclydya

am i. am i about to get my shit kicked by a looney toons gangster

text: I HOPE THIS HOITS

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a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

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((See it? I made this blog to do it.))

you ever see a fun interaction between two people who are mutuals and think damn i wish i could be their third

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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Wait, is that where all my books went?

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

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But when I actually said something into da mike, BOY was he surprised!

Moscow journalist interviews a penguin (1966)

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Aaaaay!

Who is the best TARDIS team?

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Hey, I think I know some of those guys.

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I don't wanna influence any feelings ya might have about me an' the Doc, but... it's not so much I don't seem 'im in dat light as I didn't think anybody else thought I did.

propaganda:

Loud Mouth Doctor and Wise Ass Penguin. Two Bitchy Old Queens.

(apparently Frobisher is a shape changing alien who really likes spending time as a penguin)

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This one I found on r/funny

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Hey hey hey. No disrespect to miss Potts here, but if yer lookin' for a fella who can party... yer search is over, is all I'm sayin'.

Who is the best companion to get intoxicated with?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

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so don’t get me wrong because a lot of arthurian stuff is super misogynistic. but it’s never really in the damsel in distress way you expect. like the most helpless damsel is lancelot trapped and crying in a tower, completely useless, until this random girl who made him behead a guy in front of her fifty pages ago rolls up with a pickax and rope and is like “ok I’m minecrafting you out of here.” and this works.

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Y’all really need to treat Black People in the RPC better.

Ya know. I woke up this morning and I decided I’ve bitten my tongue about this long enough. This isn’t singling anyone out but this is a rising problem I see in the RPC and I think now is a good time to address it.

Y'all really need to start uplifting Black content creators and role-players in this community.

Like some of y'all really think it’s enough to have “Black lives matter” in your bios and “Don’t interact if you’re racist” in your rules. But honestly? You’re doing the bare fucking minimum here.

Time and time again, I’ve seen black RPers pour their heart and souls into their characters, hours upon hours researching/writing/drawing for their ocs while endless amounts of dollars spent commissioning custom art/icons of their characters, only to be told their their OCs are “too over powered,” “boring,” “not my cup of tea.” Meanwhile a white RPer writes a preexisting popular character from a certain media with just as much if not more power, and the RPC is all over them.

It’s fucking exhausting to say the least and I’ve debated leaving the RPC for a while now because of it. Yes. I said, “a while now.”  I’ve been biting my tongue on this issue for a while now because I was scared of how people would take it. Usually when I bring up race with whatever community I’m in I get told “not to bring race into it.”

But at this point? Fuck it. I’m done feeling guilted. I’m done being silent. I’m speaking what’s on my mind. Y'all need to treat us black RPers with a little more respect around here. And again this isn’t directed to my mutuals cause y'all are awesome and the only reason I stay on this hellsite and in this rancid community is because of y'all.

No no. I’m talking to the people behind y'all. Skimming our backstories, dismissing our characters, telling us we’re too OP when bitch you interact with literal Satan, shut up.

It’s not enough to just put “BLM” in your bio, and “Don’t interact if you’re racist” in your rules anymore. At least, it’s not for me. Interact with black muns & their characters, reblog their art they draw/commission, reblog their promos, don’t just use them as a meme source, RESPECT. BLACK. ROLEPLAYERS.

And hey, if you have a problem with any of what I just said, Bye. You know where the block & unfollow buttons are.

And to any black person that happens to read this. I get it. Trust me, I get it. We’ve been ignored, infantilized, fetishized, pushed on the back burner, chastised, criticized, and told our characters are the problem from day one. And it’s a problem. I feel your struggle, I feel the strife. You’re not the only one who feel this way. And if you feel that way. SAY IT. Don’t be afraid. If your so-called “friends” or “allies” unfollow you for saying it straight, then guess what. They’re not your friends to begin with. Period.