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ALLISON CUMMINGS is a CAST MEMBER and is known as the ANNOYING ONE in the house. She is 23 YEARS OLD and works as a BARTENDER/OWNS A CLUB.

“They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no. They tried to make me go to rehab, but I won’t go, go, go.”

♔ Who she is;

This life-sized Barbie doll is from New York City. The upper east side, to be specific. Allison Cummings is her name, and don’t you worry, you won’t be forgetting it any time soon, she’ll make sure of it. All in all, she’s a good time, and if you’re looking for fun, she’s most definitely your girl! Unless you get annoyed easily, that is. Alli tends to be very obnoxious, and not purposely. She’s constantly just a ball of energy ready to blow up. A loud ball of energy at that which is the main reason as to why most people dislike her. She’s not one to cause drama, she’s rather easy going, so don’t let her exhausting voice get the best of you. She’s not a bad person at all.

Life wasn’t all that bad growing up. It was great, actually. Her grandfather is a very successful entrepreneur, and thanks to him, Allison and her mom never missed anything. They lived quite the luxurious life, actually. Yeah, she wasn’t missing much.. Except her father, of course. The blonde’s dad left her and her mother to fin for themselves when baby Alli was no older than 4 years old, leaving grandpa Cummings as the primary male figure in her life. Still to this day she hasn’t forgiven her dad, and she very rarely speaks about him.

Her grandfather was always such a huge role model to her. She too wanted to own a business or two someday. And that day just so happened to be on her 21st birthday, he handed her a set of keys. And no, they didn’t belong to a brand new car. In fact, they belonged to what would soon turn out to be her own club, “Cumming”. Allison was always the party type. She liked to sleep all day and party all night. No matter where she was or with who she was, she had a good time, and quickly enough, alcohol had seemed to become her best friend. Through it all though, she has managed to keep it classy and not trashy. Let’s hope it stays that way on this season of The Bachelor!

♔ What she’s like;

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Fun

Wild

Outgoing

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Obnoxious

Loud

Annoying

♔ What she has to say;

“I am seriously so excited for this, I don’t think you even understand. Trips, booze, hot boys and girls? Makes a very happy Alli! They have no idea what’s coming to them. I am one crazy and wild bitch, everyone needs to watch the fuck out! I am so ready to have the time of my life.”

@ Tweet Tweet;

@AlliCums: Beverly Hills awaits!

@AlliCums: 1 vodka, 2 vodka, 3 vodka, more!

@AlliCums: Ladies night at Cumming!! Be there!!!

✖ What she’s hiding;

People have become used to seeing Allison drink but they keep shrugging it off when they remember she works as a bartender at her own club. Unfortunately for her, her drinking habits have become something a little more than fun, it has become her life. She’s an alcoholic yet refuses to admit it. Not exactly wifey material, are you Alli?

ALLISON CUMMINGS LOOKS STRIKINGLY LIKE CLAIRE HOLT AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, SHE’S CLOSED.

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ignore all irrelevant shit below, i'll get to deleting it!

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I had no idea they even still made South Park episodes!

Haha maybe so! but I like me some South park so it’s okay.

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I'm never mad! Okay, well maybe occasionally. But rarely!

Oh..in that case. Nope, you were not mad.

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You don't? Well you're definitely missing out!

Haha I don’t watch those! I don’t watch much TV unless it’s South Park or Family Guy

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Hmm, I wouldn't know! I don't watch South Park. Brides of Beverly Hills, though. I could watch that show for days!

It gets pretty lonely but nothing South Park can’t fix, right?

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You're home alone an awful lot! Aren't you lonely?

My mom is with my dad on a business trip as alwayssss… I guess I’ll have to settle with either being hungry or getting off my lazy bum

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Okay.. Well it doesn't have to be a maltese, then!

… Giselle, where the hell am I going to find a maltese without it’s front legs without hurting a dog?

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They're cute, yeah. But I want a maltese. And I want him to be missing his front legs, just like Cuddles.

Absolutely! We can get a puppy and it can live at your house. What kind do you like? I think Corgis are adorable. Sounds like a plan, woman.

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Pretty good explanation right there, sweetheart! 

I need a drink.

No, I just like to party and when I go to parties there happens to be alcohol.

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Yell out to your mom, she'll get you something! That's what moms are for. Maids too.

I know but sometimes laziness gets in the way of a lot of things.

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Do you promise? Because like.. My birthday's coming up! Alrighty then, we'll watch movie and eat junk food, it'll be awesome.

Cuddles? Oh, Giselle. I’m going to get you a new cuddles. I do. I think it’d be fun.

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You know it's true! I'm pretty positive you're an alcoholic.

I need a drink.

Oh, shut up Giselle!

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I really have no idea! I was this close to saying Cuddles, but then I remembered that he has been gone for over 10 years. Do you want a welcome home sleepover?

Gee, how did you guess? Do I get a welcome home sleepover?