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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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Was looking up posts about this book and came across this absolutely peak tumblr post. I hope you all enjoy too. And the perfect burrito is worth it.

Everything was going great and it was a lovely Saturday. I went for a super long walk and listened to a great audiobook (the change by Kirsten Miller), listened while having a sugary coffee at a local coffee shop, and picked up fresh ingredients to make the best burrito ever (BBE). Well, while I was prepping everything for the BBE (still listening to my audiobook), I felt the unmistakable feeling of a leaking tampon. Certainly not enough of an issue to ruin an otherwise lovely Saturday, right? However. How! fucking! ever!!!! I had just been chopping jalapeños for the BBE and though I tried my best, I didn't scrub my hands clean enough to remove all the pepper oils that are now burning the bejesus out of my vagina. I'm debating whether I should pour some milk on it. Though I don't have any milk.... I've got some sweetened condensed milk 😆 but that sound like an instant yeast infection! I really never thought I'd make this mistake again but here we are. My vagina is on fire but god damn, this burrito is truly a fucking masterpiece!!

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Reblogging to consider later.

Can't Have Nice Things

The Ketamine King Musk has shutdown the IRS's Free Tax Filing system.

Of all the things a government could off, a way to Freely calculate and file your taxes seems like a good one. But the richest man in the world thinks we shouldn't have that.

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I hung out at a cabin in the woods for the full moon and I found a cool store called Needful Things full of obviously haunted objects & a gem called The Thirsty Prospector that was a beer/ice cream bar that sold used books and antiques. And yes, you could carry your beer around while you shopped.

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I've literally said for years but the idea of mind control being real is more valuable as propaganda than actual mind control

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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

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This meme I just made would probably get me banned from Twitter.

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WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

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rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

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HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

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“I was in 3rd grade the first time my mother put me on a scale.”

“My relationship with food is the most loyal one I have ever been in.”

I was 10 when I first surpassed 100 lbs and decided I didn’t need to wear bathing suits anymore.  How little I’ve changed.

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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That explains a lot, even if it doesn’t make sense.

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comorbid disorders are either like "yeah ok, makes sense" or "what the fuck"

adhd and autism having a high comorbidity rate? yeah checks out

adhd and autism both having high rates of comorbidity with hypermobility and GI issues? thats an evil curse