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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I could really go for a salmon fillet rn

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I love all the taylors: taylor swift, taylor momsen, taylor york, taylor lautner, ALL OF THEM!

#paramore #i fucking love taylor swift #taylor swift #twilight #taylor momsen #the pretty reckless #taylor lautner

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I fucking love the breakfast club

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I can't commit to anything sorry 33 random people that follow me when i inevitably disappear again

#still not dead #wooo

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I am currently still alive.

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I just dropped a cheese grater on my foot, anyone want cheddar with a side of toenail?

#foot grater

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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Lowkey want to skin someone rn

#just me?#slay girlboss #slay humans

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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Sweden is a myth.

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I'd be burned alive in the 1500s.

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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why is geoff pronounced jeff. why not call your kid gee-off

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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fuck it, winston churchill is here too.

I still can't fathom how people still think Da Vinci and DiCaprio are the same person. THEY AREN'T INTERCHANGABLE.

Actually, I'm going to make them interchangable.

Please hold

#possible wattpad cover art #winston churchill x leonardo da vinci

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I still can't fathom how people still think Da Vinci and DiCaprio are the same person. THEY AREN'T INTERCHANGABLE.

Actually, I'm going to make them interchangable.

Please hold

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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"I haven't said anything absurd on tumblr today, let's fix that"

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I could go for a public execution and some fries right about now

#whos with me #i eat people

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I love how unused tumblr is. I can just post weird things and it doesn't matter because only like 4 people will ever see it.

Hello fellow graveyard dwellers.

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I think this is the worst thing I've ever created

#coleslaw #coleslaw is gross #coleslaw can be hot #don't heat up coleslaw though #you absolute hooligan #sexy coleslaw

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alltoomclean · 2 years

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I think I know where her baby went

#coney island #babies #infant incubators #taylor swift

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