allweknowishell

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Hot dog for breakfast no one can stop me

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Ides of March, pals. Best of luck to everyone.

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you won't get your girl flowers because you think they're stupid? Well watch me plant a whole fucking garden for her

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It's brain fog day so I'm being a survivalist and staying indoors, kids. Happy hump day.

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i would do anything for beautiful women except texting them back

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please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

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070 shake, i've been locked in a dark cave for weeks making music otherwise nothing gets done so my social skills went downhill. please only use short words, and i'll pretend like it's a for-now problem and not an always thing. i remember dogs better than people so send me a picture of your dog and i'll never forget you @shakeshakedx

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maybe i am a normal girl or maybe i have some kind of repulsive evil in me that everyone is just too polite to point out

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“As if you were on fire from within. The moon lives in the lining of your skin.”

– Pablo Neruda

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At this point I will be poking you all via inbox here since I keep getting left on invites hell

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The Great Gatsby’s on Netflix so I know where I’m spending my foreseeable future, old sports

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Many of you got me in invite jail, I'm side-eyeing u

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science fiction was invented so lesbians would have something to talk about with their fathers

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she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

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Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

These are all terms that do not describe me in any way but do describe my 3 cats. Hi, I'm Lyndsey, I'm a cat lady whose limbs grew too long and caused me to fumble every bag I've ever held. I like green things and scary things.

Be my friend or else. xhauntedhousex

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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver