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“why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel

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Never bond with a Human if you will use them

So, I have been reading all about this “You want a bonded human in your team, they will protect you even if they might die”...but you know how humans get if they fell used. Now imagine a human saving their crew, and later learning that the very crew they rescued, only “bonded” with them for protection. That they never cared. Imagine the heartbreak.  BUT humans bond with everybody/everything.. And while they MIGHT not be resentfull, they have somebody on their side who IS . AND THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR ASS. They will hunt your ship, they will ruin your reputation. They will destroy your life and the life of your crew. All because you decided to use a human. And hurt they feelings

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“Healthy eating” is context-specific and not accessible to everyone, but in general and roughly in order of priority, it entails

eating enough food

eating consistently

eating a variety of foods

eating foods you enjoy

That’s it! You don’t need to buy my book or come to my seminar or sign up for my program!

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can you believe there are people out there who speak MULTIPLE languages and then APOLOGIZE for not having perfect grammar in their third or fourth language?????? like do you know how incredible you are???

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She’s beautiful. (via gallowbamboozle)

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yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me twice before i even took their food order and almost made me cry. before they ate, they all bowed their heads to pray.

so on the top of their receipt i wrote “hebrews 13:2″ and they went WILD. they LOVED IT. they tipped me over 20% for my “education fund”.

hebrews 13:2 is “do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it”, and i really hope they got home and looked it up and realized that i am, in fact, a petty fucking bitch

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#EXCUSE YOU #WHEN WAS THAT A THING

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Characters I always fall for

Innocent puppy that will tear you apart in a second.

Asshole that is secretly an innocent puppy.

Ships I always fall for: innocent puppy and asshole

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*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad

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Arya: i have never done anything wrong in my life.

Jon: i know this, and i love you.

Sansa: ...she has a list of people she wants to kill.

Jon: it's good to have goals.

Bran: she's actually killed most of them.

Jon: AND she's an overachiever? :')

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*watches a studio ghibli film* maybe… life is okay

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does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

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