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I have made it my mission to say "have fun" to anyone NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE DOING. THIS CONFUSES THE BAJIGGERS OUT OF EVERYONE.

"I'm going to go to the store" "HAvE fUn"

"I'm going to go do my makeup" "HaVe FUn"

"I'm going to go burn down a forest" "HAVE FUN"

"I'm going to go take a shit" "hAvE fUN"

I am enjoying this thoroughly and have fully embraced the confusion. I have decided that if I have no clue what to say, this is exactly what is coming out of my mouth.

Because everyone deserves a bit more fun in their lives (except the haters- you know who you are) :D

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ALRIGHTY

❤🔥

YESSSS IT FITS

(idk who to tag)

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

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So I was doing a personality quiz, and accidentally created the HARDEST line about Light Yagami:

"Light started out as an idealistic, well-meaning person, but he played with fire and didn't let go of the match even as the flames began to consume him."

DAMN. I COOKED.

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I'm in the US (unfortunately) but DAMN this is awful.

To my uk trans people and allies out there.

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Botw is such an interesting take on post apocalypse, because it isn't really dystopian. It is a wound healed over, a world that has forgotten the end of itself, and in that, has begun anew. Grandparents whisper their nightmares into the wind, and smile at their kin. The garrisons that remain are sodden ashes in the dirt, a burial ground, and the most fertile soil for miles. You do not know the past that your body remembers. You do not know the voices that linger, and yet you follow. You follow, because the world has forgotten you, and you have nothing that is yours to remember.

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That's it. I'm obsessed with this.

:D

here's some action wooo

sword Link vs. claymore Link

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WHOA AWESOME ART (I love that song so much too)

:D

Part one

@indigoartistqueen @mizaruwu (think you might like :)

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I love being neutral during ✨drama✨ because you get all the tea and drink none of it (I'm a coffee gal)

:D

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(me too)

(I hope they are ok)

My predictions for the next time we see wars in Lu:

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Last night I had a dream where Light Yagami promised L (Death Note) that he would make lemon tarts for him and then burned them.

So then they got into a huge fight and L moved to like the mountains or something, all the while Light tried to track him down.

Also, for some reason L was wearing Lederhosen and Light was wearing a ski jacket. When they reunited they like made out and I woke up.

How did my mind conjure this up-

:D

(Also can someone please please please draw L in Lederhosen)

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So I got hypnotized...

The funniest things that I did or said (according to videos that I watched later)

NOTE: The hypnotist would set a scene by just talking and the people being hypnotized would react to that scene, because we were hallucinating.

Ugly cried over my pet dog Waffles (I've never had a dog) who got hit by two semi trucks in a row, then had to perform CPR on him

Kicked off my shoes attempting to escape from a clown

Danced like a "ballerina"

Attempted to eat a pizza like a stingray

Uncontrollably laughed and screamed on multiple occasions

(And other random things)

(Btw, this was a stage performance) Honestly, the whole thing seemed like 10ish minutes, and I was genuinely shocked that it was actually an hour. And what all do I remember? Hallucinating BOTW Link in the passenger seat of my nonexistent Jeep.

:D

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THIS ART IS AWESOME OMG (I love Four being a satyr because I kind of connect smiths and satyrs together in my mind like. it just makes sense??)(idk??)

:D

my cousin and I made this like mythical au thingy a while back and I can’t stop thinking about it lol

We made Wild a nymph and Four was either an imp or a satyr, I went with satyr(just bc it looks cool) Hyrule was obviously gonna be a fairy

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(sniffle) its beautiful

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One time when I was younger (like 6 maybe??) I received the well-known book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as a present. I proceeded to read it in a day. When I told my mother that I had finished it, she didn't believe me and grilled me for like 30 minutes with trivia about the book to check if I was lying (I wasn't). The last question she asked was "Do you remember a scene with...bubbles????" and lets just say I was very confused. She accused me of lying, so I stood my ground and told her to check the book for the scene. As it turns out THE SCENE IS ONLY IN THE MOVIE. I BEAT HER OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. So yeah, I still hold this over her today.

:D

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i think its objectively funny when i am trying to open Legend of Zelda fanart in like a new tab or something because its like "open link in new tab" and im like YES THAT IS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU

:D

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a healthy dose of LU memes :D

been a while since i made some, here we go

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THIS. YES.

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple