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Having OCs is like dealing a household full of unruly children, the end.

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hi! do u have any tips on writing smut i always struggle and suck at it! please anything will help

hi anon!! first of all: you absolutely don’t suck, smut is just HARD (pun intended) 😭 it takes time, trial and error, and a complete lack of shame. here are a few tips that helped me when I started writing filth:

1. Focus on the feeling, not just the logistics.

Readers care less about where the hands are and more about how it feels—physically, emotionally, psychologically. Is it frantic? Tender? Possessive? Filthy and degrading? Anchor the scene in that vibe.

2. Use all five senses.

Don’t just say “he kissed her”—talk about the taste of his mouth, the weight of his body, the sound of breath hitching. Smut is immersive, and sensory detail is your best friend.

3. Internal monologue is gold.

What’s the character thinking while they’re getting railed? Is their brain short-circuiting? Are they trying to hold back a moan? That tension is hot. Let us live in their head.

4. Word variety > medical terms.

Switch it up. “Cock” is fine. “Length,” “shaft,” “the heat of him”—spice it how you want.

5. Don’t be afraid to cringe.

You will write things that make you second-guess your existence. That’s part of the process. Write it anyway. Let it be messy. You can always edit later, but you can’t edit a blank page.

Bonus: read a LOT of smut. See what turns you on. What language sticks? What pacing works? Then steal like an artist and make it your own.

you got this!! the only way to get better at writing smut is to write it. often. shamelessly. with your whole chest and probably your whole pelvis too 🙂‍↕️

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i find it so funny when people find out glam metal bands support the LGBTQ+ bc did you SEE THEM IN THE EIGHTIES????

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Goddamn this makes me so angry.

Jonathan Joss, an actor in one of the most popular animated TV shows of the 2000s, was murdered in a hate crime and major news sites are trying to avoid saying that.

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Hayden Christensen as Stephen Glass Shattered Glass (2003) dir. Billy Ray

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supermassive black hole plays ominously in the distance. ⤷ HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as Sam Monroe

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ALI LARTER as CLEAR RIVERS FINAL DESTINATION (2000) dir. James Wong

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80s rock bands will write a song about how much they love having sex with women and then in the music video there's like. two shots of some generically hot women and then the rest of it will be the guys with their tongues 5 centimeters away from the insides of each others mouths

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ADRIAN SMITH in THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST (1982)

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@n1kkisixxspersonalchewtoy here have a nikki. Hope his smile lightens your world for a bit.

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Cinderella “On The Road With” MTV Special (1990.11.03)

Cinderella plays with Bryan Lee & The Jumpstreet Five

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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

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breakdown still the most underrated gnr song 34 years and counting

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All Mercy ever wanted was someone to look at her, the whole her. Beyond the veil of confidence she held for all to see. Beyond that physical shell caked in dirt protecting her heart. And Swan saw her. So how could Mercy not fall in love?