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dunno. they only found out about it fairly recently and i don't think the study had any shinies in it

did you know: emolga fluoresce pink under UV light.

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did you know: emolga fluoresce pink under UV light.

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Bisharp -- tetsuya koizumi

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Exeggutor -- Yoriyuki Ikegami

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Pokémon #0081 - Magnemite

"Magnemite is commonly found in locations with a strong magnetic field, since it can be attracted to anything emitting electricity or a magnetic field. With modern electrical lines buried underground, however, wild Magnemite direct attacks on power plants have increased."

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Shoutout to the time I was working as a Newspaper photographer and accidentally submitted this photo for an article about the housing crisis

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what does a rockruff evolve into if it becomes a youtuber?

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"ohhhhhh i could never have a rotom in any of my appliances!! it would be so bored and probably shut down the power grid" "if i had a rotom i wouldnt be able to keep up with it at all!" "if i had a rotom it would probably just go on amazon and waste all my money for enrichment"

genuine fucking skill issue. just check if you have a rotomproof computer or anything that can handle a rotom playing with it and just let it watch youtube or play minecraft or something. if they have something else to do they will not be destructive.

rotom do have high enrichment needs compared to other pokemon since theyre electric/ghost and both electric types and ghost types are known for having quite a bit of energy, but theyre also like the easiest pokemon to deal with enrichment wise nowadays when electronics and shit are everywhere. theyre like toddlers just give them something new and interesting or alternatively an ipad. if .zip needs to play with something new for a few hours and my steam library isnt enough i just let them play with all the junk appliances and electronics people throw out. letting them fuck up an old television all they want does wonders for a rotom.

rotom are smart. if they know you're making an effort to give them stuff to play with and have non-destructive things to do, they will not fuck with your shit. its the same as with pretty much any other pokemon. a rotom that feels safe and like you want to keep its enrichment needs met will attempt to communicate with you that it wants to do something fun before wrecking a power transformer or breaking your toaster or leaking your bank account info.

this isnt about completely wild and untrained rotom btw. wild rotom do not know the difference between fun new toy like a thrown out furby and important stuff human people will miss. part of catching a wild rotom is teaching it what is a safe non destructive toy, and what will get you, the trainer, arrested.

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rattata

THE RATS!!! ⭐(>∇<)🌙

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Since just about everyone has one these days, here’s some tips on Rotom care and enrichment.

The Rotom in your Rotom Phone doesn’t have any more control or access than you do within the device. Rotom are not analogous to Porygon; they can’t interface directly with data like that. Your Rotom buddy is just using electrical impulses to tap the touch screen. The Rotom that inhabit these devices largely wish to be helpful, but can still get bored. If they start getting mischievous, I recommend downloading a two player checkers or chess app and playing with them that way from time to time. Rotom are among the smartest pokemon in terms of learning ability so they’ll puzzle out the rules pretty fast and they find the intellectual stimulation riveting.

For other Rotom, any child’s toy with a motor that can handle 120 volts minimum can be used for recreation. RC cars are a tried and tested option that work well, especially if you have the time and energy to set up tracks for timed laps.

Rotom being raised for battle have only a handful of League-approved devices (Grab yourself a Rotom Catalogue to order these directly from the League) but in general, Rotom mix the unpredictable speed of many Electric types with the mischievous, slippery nature of Ghost types and delight in surprising opponents. Exact tactics vary with the possessed device, but try to have fun with battling alongside your Rotom. They’ll resonate with that.

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Not unless they're behaving in a disruptive manner!!!!!! Even criminals have the right to buy food and medicine for their Pokémon ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨

Had members of team rocket come into the mart today and my coworker rang them up with no fuss and I'm just perplexed is it like legal for me to refuse them service if they come back??????????✨✨✨✨✨

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what kinda stuff do you usually solve?

Does anyone require my detective services? The rent deadline is fast approaching!

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Salt: What's something you can't go without???

like...food and water?

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Questions For Crystals!!!

Quartz: How dependable are you???

Salt: What's something you can't go without???

Garnet: What kinds of Pokémon are your favorites???

Adamite: What's something that happened that sucked then!!! But!!! Is funny now???

Tourmaline: Do you think you're lucky???

Calcite: How well can people see what you're thinking???

Amethyst: What's a hidden talent of yours???

Selenite: Are you an early bird??? Or!!! A night owl???

Citrine: Talk about a friend you have who's not on Rotomblr!!!

Topaz: How much do you love Hoothoot???

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the chokehold Moomoo Farms has on the dairy industry is insane