alpacaffe
alpacaffe
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alpacaffe · 9 days ago
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grabbed all of the ebook versions of the folger shakespeare library's annotated versions of shakespeare's plays (+sonnets and poems) and put them all in one place in case anyone is interested
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alpacaffe · 9 days ago
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Here's THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it's a post made by the master.
Anthony and Cleopatra: here's the BBC version, here's a 2017 version.
As you like it: you'll find here an outdoor stage adaptation and here the BBC version. Here's Kenneth Brannagh's 2006 one.
Coriolanus: Here's a college play, here's the 1984 telefilm, here's the 2014 one with tom hiddleston. Here's the Ralph Fiennes 2011 one.
Cymbelline: Here's the 2014 one.
Hamlet: the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. The 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. The 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1969 Williamson-Parfitt-Hopkins one is there, and the 1980 version is here. Here are part 1 and 2 of the 1990 BBC adaptation, the Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 2000 Ethan Hawke one is here. 2009 Tennant's here. And have the 2018 Almeida version here. On a sidenote, here's A Midwinter's Tale, about a man trying to make Hamlet. Andrew Scott's Hamlet is here.
Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here's part 1 of a corwall school version.
Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here. The BBC version is here.
Julius Caesar: here's the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one. A theater Live from the late 2010's here.
King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny's 2008 version is here. The 1974 version with James Earl Jones is here. The 1953 Orson Wells one is here.
Macbeth: Here's the 1948 one, there the 1955 Joe McBeth. Here's the 1961 one with Sean Connery, and the 1966 BBC version is here. The 1969 radio one with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here, here's the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. The 1988 BBC one with portugese subtitles, and here the 2001 one). Here's Scotland, PA, the 2001 modern retelling. Rave Macbeth for anyone interested is here. And 2017 brings you this.
Measure for Measure: BBC version here. Hugo Weaving here.
The Merchant of Venice: here's a stage version, here's the 1980 movie, here the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here's the 2004 movie with Al Pacino. The 2001 movie is here.
The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.
A Midsummer Night's Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version. Have the 1986 Duncan-Jennings version here. 2019 Live Theater version? Have it here!
Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version. Here's the 1984 version.
Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie her is the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles theree, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here. THen if you want more good ole reliable you've got the BBC version here and there.
Richard II: here is the BBC version. If you want a more meta approach, here's the commentary for the Tennant version. 1997 one here.
Richard III: here's the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier. The 1995 one with Ian McKellen is no longer available at the previous link but I found it HERE.
Romeo and Juliet: here's the 1988 BBC version. Here's a stage production. 1954 brings you this. The french musical with english subtitles is here!
The Taming of the Shrew: the 1980 BBC version here and the 1988 one is here, sorry for the prior confusion. The 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here, and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. This one is the Shakespeare Retold modern retelling.
The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here. Here is the 1988 one. Theater Live did a show of it in the late 2010's too.
Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,
Troilus and Cressida can be found here
Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here
Twelfth night: here for the BBC, here for the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.
Two Gentlemen of Verona: have the 2018 one here. The BBC version is here.
The Winter's Tale: the BBC version is here
Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.
(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)
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alpacaffe · 2 months ago
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Tales of the Fox & the Fawn [ Masterlist ]
A series of short snippets to fill my Elucien heart.
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| Season I |
[ I ] A Touch of Your Love
[ II ] Rabbit on the Run
[ III ] Territorial and Proud
[ IV ] Inappropriate Interruptions 
[ V ] Morning Mischief
[ VI ] Tools of the Trade
[ VII ] The Lucien Effect
[ VIII ] A Family of Our Own
[ IX ] Quickie for Luck
[ X ] Team Ginger   
[ XI ] Be My Forever
[ XII ] Ice My Cupcake
[ XIII ] Date Night       
[ XIV ] Bringing Sexy Back
[ XV ] Only the Beginning
| Season 2 |
[ XVI ] Bedtime Delights
[ XVII ] Paint Night
[ XVII ] Woo You
[ XIX} Giddy in the Garden
[ XX ] Insatiable
[ XXI ]  Party Surprises
[ XXII ] Distractions
[ XXIII ] Home
[ XXIV ] Smiley Pots
[ XXV ] We Are Enough
[ XXVI ] The Games We Play
[ XXVII ] Beauty Meets the Beast
[ XXVIII ] Something New
[ XXIX ] A Vision to Plan For
[ XXX ] 365 Days
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alpacaffe · 4 months ago
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YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries
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alpacaffe · 11 months ago
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Eris is one of the only people who can keep up with Nesta on the dance floor, Bryce is a dancer, Lucien as a courtier can certainly dance, Gwyn and Azriel can sing songs for Nesta to dance to, Nesta is constantly compared to a queen and Helion wants her (Rhys too but he’s in denial) and Lanthys promises to crown her the queen of queens, Nesta loves reading and so does Lucien, Tamlin canonically has a giant library and so does Helion, and you’re telling me Nesta ended up with…that.
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alpacaffe · 1 year ago
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Not Nesta just gaining without having to sacrifice anything, while Amren is now powerless and stuck in a body she's disgusted by
What did you gain, Nesta? “The life of my sister and her child”
And what did it cost you? “Literally nothing the narrative has made it clear I am just as powerful if not moreso somehow? Idk just rolling with it!”
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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here are a few things that could help if you’re looking to get into comics because it’s very confusing at first (and every moment after)
the dcu guide lists characters’ appearances in chronological order
comicvine lists every appearance of a character
comicstorian is a youtube channel that summarizes comic arcs/character origins in short, easy to understand videos
lornahs has a lot of good character reading lists, dc & marvel
comic book reading orders has reading orders for almost all events & characters, dc & marvel
r/DCcomics’ wiki has a large recommended reading page & a newbies section for people looking to start reading for the first time
comic book herald has a list of reading guides as well as a where to start with current dc & a beginner’s guide to comics
the dc database has a recommended reading section
comics back issues has a list of reading orders as well as their guide to comics for new readers
and if you’re looking to get into lanterns, be sure to give my own, comparatively puny rec page a look!
good luck!
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include
• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing
• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)
• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)
• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it
• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers
• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own
like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Everyone knows Aladdin is THE male wife, while Jasmine rules the kingdom looking hot
So based on Disney's Aladdin, can you draw Aladdin and Jasmine as an older married couple please? You can design or decide on the outfits theyd wear. What do you think?
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Sultan Jasmine and her husband
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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What a big fat lie
For the drawing requests, perhaps Chara and Frisk if you're still into Undertale? :)
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I'm always into undertale!
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Not a jab at you I swear, but I've always wondered if fanfics authors went back to read their own stuff and then be like:
"Ugh this is so good! Where is the rest of this? How come theres no more chapter- Oh, right"
I think it’s time to read my own fanfics again.
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Cassidy: Rules are made to be broken.
Charlie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Susie: Uh, piñatas.
Jeremy: Glow sticks.
Fritz: Karate boards.
Gabriel: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Cassidy: Rules.
Charlie:
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Elizabeth *Screams*
Cassidy: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Charlie: Should we do something?!
Susie, eating pizza: No, I want to see who wins this.
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Elizabeth: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Susie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Elizabeth: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Fritz: edible
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Elizabeth: If I'm really as evil as everyone says I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Scrap Baby*
Elizabeth: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Jeremy: Wake me up…
Gabriel: Before you go go!
Charlie: When September ends…
Cassidy/Michael: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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alpacaffe · 2 years ago
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Cassidy: I’ve come to a point in my (after) life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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