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Quotes from my Discord server, part 2.

Part 1 here! 🔞 Contains mention of NSFW topics. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

❝I'm like a force of nature. In the sense that no one wants me to happen, but I happen anyways.❞ ❝I exist in spite of everyone.❞ ❝I put the anus in heinous❞ ❝Don't ever feel bad about breaking up couples.❞ ❝she lived she served cunt then she died❞ ❝You're a liar, a cheater, a scammer, and a slut.❞ ❝Hemorrhoid cream is the chapstick of the butthole.❞ ❝No one adopted him yesterday, but we're hoping today.❞ // ❝How could they not?❞ // ❝Well the problem is.. his brother.. he look like Garfield.❞ ❝I have the same answers for Ghosts, God, and Santa: what do your parents say?❞ // ❝Ah yes, the three G's.❞ ❝I'm so sorry for giving you a prostate orgasm.❞ ❝You bang my ass, I bang your mom.❞ ❝Oh, Prednisone?❞ // ❝That's the bitch from Scooby-Doo.❞ ❝If only the Donner party knew about this.❞ ❝I shitted my pants❞ ( pensively ) ❝What is piss...?❞ ❝It's Nart or nothing.❞ ❝Can you imagine ERPing with the french? It's like honhonhonhonhon❞ ❝he's built like winnie the pooh❞ ❝Bring back the gay old people.❞ ❝my whole ass, dick, titty, and pussy is in it❞ ❝I'm so angry I can shit myself.❞ ❝I'm a rehabilitated addict.❞ // ❝Don't you mean re-addicted addict?❞ // ❝Relapsed. actually prolapsed.❞ ❝PLEASE let me put an egg in you!❞ ❝____ said you can't shit, come back.❞ // ❝Yeah that's right, put some FlexTape on that ass!❞ ❝Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy, is that song about cum?❞ ❝Ahhh, my ADHD brain...❞ // ❝You got 80 of them bitches?❞ ❝Jesus was a power bottom.❞ ❝Doug Dimmadome would absolutely serve us Doug Dimmadump.❞

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Quotes from my Discord server, part 1

Part 2 here! 🔞 Contains mention of NSFW topics. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

❝ mix the pussy, call that whipped cream ❞ ❝ It's like hand feeding cherries to a very special boy. ❞ ❝ Give a nun a reason to clutch her rosary when you walk by. ❞ ❝ How do lava lamps be lookin'? ❞ // ❝ TASTY ❞ ❝ Every time you beat your meat, feel the shame of the pope. ❞ ❝ It's kind of like if a porcupine was worse. ❞ ❝ ___ please this is American culture ❞ // ❝ this is just SHIT. ❞ // ❝ exactly ❞ ❝ bruh i joijed but i was too runk tossory ❞ ❝ Shrek is a communist. ❞ ❝ Alexa, PULL THE TRIGGER ❞ ❝ Plato (as in the philosopher) has bottom energy ❞ ❝ King Kong is a twink. ❞ ❝ I'm really high, holy fuck. Nice frogs. ❞ ❝ This in no way reflects my views. I think boys of any class deserve pussy. ❞ ❝ do you like him more with or without the mustache? ❞ // ❝ With. He looks more Italian ❞ ❝ I'm going to smoke a weed over this. ❞ ❝ Do you thank yourself after sucking your own dick? ❞ // ❝ No, I don't talk with my mouth full. ❞ ❝ thats just how the pussy crumbles ❞ ❝ ___ is Finnish, right? ❞ // ❝ No, he's gay. ❞ ❝ Ok I need to write about this lesbian. ❞ ❝ Please tell me in vivid detail what you'd like me to admire. ❞ // ❝ MY DICK ❞ ❝ In my town, the church is right next to a playground. ❞ // ❝ YOOO, the church is spawn camping?? ❞ ❝ When you don't see bitches, it's sad ❞ ❝ Does anyone know how to throat sing? ❞ ( starts throat singing perfectly ) ❝ HAHA let's watch this twink get fuckin obliterated ❞ ❝ Sir, the only balls I fondle are on the court. ❞ ❝ I'm back and I have a penis. ❞ ❝ shut up virgin i'll have fun during the gangbang ❞ ❝ R.I.P. to your pussy but I’m different. ❞ ❝ I have to write a paper about why spanking is bad... for children. ❞ ( everyone about to disagree before they clarify "for children" )

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GABE THE DOG ( MEME )

Count: 36 Still PNG icons. Contains images from Google and stuff. The last one is actually Cumlord the dog.

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ZELOS WILDER ( TALES OF SYMPHONIA )

Count: 593 Still PNG icons. INCOMPLETE, STILL UPLOADING Contains images from the manga, anime, & fanart.

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LUKA MEGURINE ( VOCALOID 2 )

Count: 202 Still PNG icons. Contains images from music videos & fanart.

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KAWORU NAGISA ( NEON GENESIS EVANGELION )

Count: 108 Still PNG icons. Contains images from the anime as well as fanart.

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HOUSE, M.D.

Count: 1,648 still png icons and 119 animated gif icons INCOMPLETE ( still uploading images ) Still icons & gifs.

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HAN-DAE ( AKATSUKI NO YONA )

Count: 22 Still PNG icons. Contains images from the anime, manga, & fanart.

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WISDOMLOST

A theme edit featuring Breath of the Wild's princess Zelda. Created on Feb 24th, 2018 live preview | code

This theme was made by agirlingrey and the credit should not be removed. I am simply sharing the colors and images that I added to it for this particular character. I was going to use this for a roleplay blog, decided not to, but didn't want all that work to go to waste. So here you go.

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NOTE: This was originally posted in 2016 and I am aware that it's all messed up now. I probably won't fix it tbh, but if someone else does you're more than welcome to post your solution.

707, a.k.a. Alt's first attempt at a theme

Created on Sept 22nd, 2016 Static preview | Code ( no live preview )

I decided to try out Octomoosey's Theme 101 tutorial and this was the result. Unfortunately everything is customized in the HTML, so if you want to change anything you'll have to mess around with code. This was really fun to make even though it's extremely simple. More attempts may be made in the future.

Resources: Theme 101 by Octomoosey Tumblr audio player from Chat post code from LMThemes 707 Render by PushySama Nintendo DS cursor from cursors-4u.com

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DARYUN ( ARSLAN SENKI - 90s ver. )

Count: 9 Still PNG icons under the cut and at this link. Contains images from Google.