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2 legged walker my beloved

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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it was not on wheat...

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I always forget that Butch is like. A real actual name that people have. Come look at my beautiful children femme and twink

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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look, on principal I despise the wealth on display here. BUT with that said. If you're gonna have wealth this is how it should be spent.

?????? rich people are losing it

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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global warming?

Mardu expresses it's reclamation of White through it's armies and Abzan expresses it's reclamation of Black through its dead. How is Jeskai's reclamation of Red expressed?

Their freedom, lack of rigidity, the mountains have thawed

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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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Spyro the Dragon Playstation 1998

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Thiddies OUT but still rocking that designer choker.. she knows what she’s about. That smile? She really dgaf.. thiccorita

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