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all are still beautiful corgos

Corgi colours

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Wheeze from that.

If you’re gonna do a throat punch, it is key that you say something cool afterwards, like, ‘Choke on that.’ Right, but they’re not choking. They’re experiencing airway trauma.

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Zip-tie

When I was in like kinder or 1st grade I went out into my garage and I decided a zip-tie would make a nice bracelet so fast forward to when i’m almost at school on the bus i zipped it around my wrist rather tightly because obviously 6 or 7 year old me thought that was the fucking greatest idea i have ever had and long story short the teacher was asking why my hand was slightly discolored when i walk into school and turns out ripping up my sleeve to show my wrist while saying “look at my cool bracelet” wasn’t a valid response because she cut it off my zip tie and told me “never do that again”