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Writing, Art, and Bullshit
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am-author · 1 year ago
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My partner, driving: driving....? I don't want to be driving. OH! We're going home.
Me, Horrified: Yes, I'm so glad that you *THE DRIVER* know that.
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am-author · 3 years ago
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am-author · 3 years ago
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Time for the annual Christmas cry
I feel like shit and I don't know why
Time for the annual Christmas bawl
I rather this day not be special at all
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am-author · 3 years ago
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Depresion Tip: Just drink some Chocolate Milk
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am-author · 3 years ago
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The Moon Tarot Card is about dreams, nightmares, illusion, hidden things , insecurity, mystery, falsehoods, visions, mental confusion, a dark night of the soul, a difficult period, lacking clarity, deception, secrets, increased psychic ability and experiences.
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am-author · 3 years ago
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"I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist … Well, a show-off anyway."
-Alice Roosevelt, Historical Bad Ass
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am-author · 3 years ago
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am-author · 3 years ago
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*Gasps* The prophecy *queue second guitar riff*
I just heard a guitar riff, am I going to hell?
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am-author · 3 years ago
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am-author · 3 years ago
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Achievement Unlocked: Self-Aware
Being self-aware freaking sucks. Your telling me I have to LOOK at my ACTIONS and SEARCH for the root of the PROBLEM?!?!?!
'I see your avoiding eating and sleeping do you think that's you trying to find control in your current state of life?'
Well NOW I do Linda, what was so wrong with 'Oh shit it's 3AM... Netflix am I right?'
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am-author · 3 years ago
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I feel like this is just every conversation between Dream and Rose Walker
There was a saying, "If it's here, it's bad. If you brought it here, it's bad bad," about a creature or something.
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am-author · 3 years ago
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The fact that the one and only Neil FUCKING Gaimen and I can be on this hellsite at the same time is WILD
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am-author · 3 years ago
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Understimulation
At the point in my autism journey where i'm just about willing to make like the kool-aid man and run through a wall just to get some goddamn stimuli.
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am-author · 3 years ago
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Not a Werewolf Disease
Shout out to today when my mom sat me down to tell me she has Lupus, thinking this was a bit I asked if she was going to turn into a werewolf now.
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And THAT'S how I found out that Lupus is an autoimmune disease NOT a werewolf disease
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