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tagging a new mutual for the first time lowkey terrifying what if they hate me and spit on me and burn my house down

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Rootin' snootin' cowsnek!

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Hei. Grisps you.

Mmmmhh. Mgghhh

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

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You know what, fuck you!

*Headcanons your characters as ace*

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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

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great! now do the same medical study with women

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in a moment, everything can change

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From capitalstitchco on Threads

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as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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that'z My Horse™️

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@kevin-the-horse theyrr tryign to silence me