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my bad bitch queen yoko ono

yes i love may pang, and yes i also love yoko ono. i love both of john's favourite asian women and who tf is gonna stop me?

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Robert Chase is a licensed hypnotist, has a borderline sexual relationship with God, feels guilty constantly but not regretful, and with your help he can also be transgender. Inject that downright horrid blonde beast with hrt and I dont care what flavor.

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tiktok doesn't have enough transfem chase content so i'm searching everywhere now yay

i love you transfem!dr. robert chase

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thomas is me and pat are all of my friends who hate morrissey (funnily enough i'm listening to shoplifters of the world unite rn)

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im back bc im desperate for something to fuel the good place obsession. anyways, i think abt this line a lot. and it breaks me everytime.

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

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dream family fr

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NOTHING is more homoerotic than this

The Smiths - “Nowhere Fast” (1985)

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needed to post this somewhere so im posting it here

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i don't use this app but happy 2 years to me

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such an underrated guy, hes a fav

thirteen’s era appreciation: 302/?

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the little spin before legging it is my favourite thing ever

"i Amn just……….. a litle creacher. Thatse It . I Canot change this." — The Master

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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haven't been on here in a while

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2 of my favourite shows in one omg

and brandon was perfect for that role it was so amazing yet cringy

So I just realized the actors who play Isaac and Nigel played characters in the good place and YUP, I'm shipping them now, God help me

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woah that's actually a colourised photo of my gay uncles during the war that's crazy

a colourised photo of my gay uncles sharing a moment together during a tough time <3 love is love

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the pharmacy (unfinished)

you and detective mat get a little.. buddy buddy in the pharmacy and almost get caught.

you bring him unbearably close, his glasses press slightly against your flushed cheek. the pharmacy feels stuffed with the heavy breaths eliciting from your mouths. "hey-" mat mumbles out as you remove his brightly coloured glasses.

"what?" you ask, "i'm just making life a tiny bit easier, you need a break from those."

"me and those glasses are a package deal whether you like it or not," silence. then a hefty sigh. "you're lucky your hot," he says, whispering the last word.

"why thank you, you don't look so shabby yourself, mr. straight guy."

"shut up."

then you pull his face into yours, you're both hungry to kiss each other again. his lips were like poison, the taste lingered on your lips and you wanted more. he squeaks slightly as you chuckle against his slight chapped lips. your hands are propped up on the counter, his back facing it. you knocked over the candy jar sitting on the marble in the process but you couldn't care less.

KNOCK KNOCK

the sound of knocking boomed, but the two of you ignored it. the both of you were out of sight so it seemed safe, until the door came crashing open with a dramatic sound effect.

"HEY BITCHES!" nikita had just started to yell hands up in the air, too busy being a queen to notice the smothered hair, swollen lips and heavy panting. people were to slowly start trickling in so, out of fast reflexes, mat pushed you to the ground where there had conveniently been a first aid kit nearby.

a/n LOL i'm pretty sure this got finished but i did it on ao3 so the draft deleted itself after a while. however, i wanted to post this since i thought about this for weeks.