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The Amazing Race
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I tried thanking someone for supporting me because I was in a super down mood but I remembered that I had them and then they got mad at me because they thought I was being sarcastic
Youch my life is a wreck and I want to die kms
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so are the jim twins canon egos now?
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whip whip whip I hate myself
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*overheard conversation at school*
*we're all working on lab assignments*
Brandon: Ah crap, I made a mistake.
Another Guy: It's okay Brandon, everybody makes mistakes.
Brandon: My mom made a mistake.
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*FINGER GUNS*
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IS IT TOO FORWARD TO TEXT SOMEONE AGAIN A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER TEXTING THEM ALREADY
LIKE WILL THEY KNOW THAT I WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND THINK IT’S/I’M WEIRD OR IS THAT LIKE A CASUAL THING TO DO
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I’m genuinely curious,
Is anyone else is as bad at socializing as me to the point that they’ll actually use finger guns irl anxiously trying to come up with something casual to say in a text to someone else?
Like, I’ll be sitting alone in a room saying under my breath to myself: “Hey! How are you? How’s life? Whatcha up to?” *finger guns with snaps* And then I’ll realize that if anyone were to walk in at that moment they’d think that I’m crazy.
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when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
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How to appropriately react to any social situation:
MEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMESMEMES
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Date someone who will date you
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This is unrelated to theatrical performances, but I remember once as a smol fetus bean at an amusement park, I was going to take a picture of something and send it to my friend and then this person was like “excuse me you can’t take a picture of that” and it wasn’t a big deal because that’s all they said but it stILL HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY LIKE OMG I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
people who record bootlegs with quality zoom and crap like what kind of james bond shit????? i took a picture at the waitress curtain call and they scolded my ass, lived with anxiety and adrenaline in my veins for the next week and these people be recording for three hours straight like some ninja ass spy
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Hi all of u deserve to see this
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Why I have trust issues
You could say that it's because of the many heartbreaks, back stabs, and fake friends I've endured but really, it's mainly because my dad promised we'd go to Disney Land when he turned 70 but that was like FIVEEEEEEE YEARS AGOOOOOOOO
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is this an error I think kookaburra.exe has stopped responding
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all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 
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