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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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Cristian borle in legally blonde (and anything else) makes me happy

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you are the best thing about this place

in which i’m 13 years late to the legally blonde musical but dammit  i love elle and emmett so much

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Pisces: Is everything okay?

Capricorn: If by “okay” you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

Pisces: That is not at all what I meant by okay.

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Pisces: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?

Capricorn: I do not.

Pisces: You do it all the time! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams... I heard it as soon as I said it, just leave it alone.

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Pisces: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Capricorn: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Cancer: words that end in ‘ie’ are so cute! cookie, sweetie, cutie…

Capricorn: die

Cancer: ...

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Capricorn: Listen, I’m going to need you to calm down

Pisces, banging fists on the table: But how can it be birthday cake flavor if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!?!?

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For the nights you feel like having a Broadway marathon...

Spider-Man http://youtu.be/8tQiaj0I8ec

Wonderland original Broadway cast pt1 http://youtu.be/K43Sr_kiIp0

Wonderland original Broadway cast pt2 http://youtu.be/yM9MJ3qJwto

Mary Poppins act 1 http://youtu.be/nsh3mae8gNs

Mary Poppins act 2 http://youtu.be/oY4snwVq4Cg

Oklahoma (Hugh Jackman 1999) http://youtu.be/J5DXLJgotrY

Rent http://youtu.be/Lo8CmwIKiDw

Next to normal original cast http://youtu.be/c-0ldE2Ubcs

Hairspray act 1 http://youtu.be/ReXLP_lcB18

Hairspray act 2 http://youtu.be/UAiB81n3gKk

Hairspray full http://youtu.be/0viHZsiCNeE

Pippin http://youtu.be/1qZUnQ6ZJw0

Bonnie and Clyde http://youtu.be/6ljIs6Z0Mxc

Legally blonde http://youtu.be/xjkscx9Osmw

The man who came to dinner http://youtu.be/sqwLurn1AUE

Beauty and the beast http://youtu.be/frbantaCYv0

The Addams family http://youtu.be/yIIu-enyM6o

Company (Neil Patrick Harris) http://youtu.be/a8uJ6wlm828

Gypsy http://youtu.be/Lu7_ClufonQ

Anything goes (Sutton Foster) http://youtu.be/PVumcH8KqJw

Book of Mormon http://youtu.be/tTmflHgrdvU

25th annual Putnam County Spelling Bee http://youtu.be/IfKO2C2uRmE

Cinderella http://youtu.be/wYI3pDHBaMU

Catch me if you can http://youtu.be/XPuCJTiyN7g

Grease http://youtu.be/f3iaea-XX0I

The little mermaid part 1 http://youtu.be/fNDy9QtUd7c

Part 2 http://youtu.be/c8rVRSiqR7w

Part 3 http://youtu.be/jLvDwVfImUE

Part 4 http://youtu.be/zOYUmfGatAQ

Part 5 http://youtu.be/j5R2iLBTB9U

Part 6 http://youtu.be/fC5yTQ_uB7o

Part 7 http://youtu.be/MKIDfHftIdk

Part 8 http://youtu.be/40fzKcTN7p0

Part 9 http://youtu.be/8zOGvq5xpDY

Part 10 http://youtu.be/t5ybec9u1Tg

Part 11 http://youtu.be/yGo46bbqPuQ

Part 12 http://youtu.be/P–qeu0VGgk

Part 13 http://youtu.be/NzOei1gBK60

Part 14 http://youtu.be/VtLgcoBB2RI

Jersey boys pt1 http://youtu.be/7VdG5itNuZE

Pt2 http://youtu.be/797qJKVk0Pg

Pt3 http://youtu.be/IbRcsmf7B9Q

Miss Saigon http://youtu.be/MrOz-JEe_qo

Ordinary days http://youtu.be/u4Q0uwjGp30

Dogfight pt1 http://youtu.be/fl8o55HcJrk

The legend of Robinhood http://youtu.be/Y2iPpOblDxo

Drowsy chaperone http://youtu.be/LqNHcf1Gov8

Thoroughly modern Millie pt1 http://youtu.be/v212UUWicbU Thoroughly modern Millie pt2 http://youtu.be/Jk1rJrb2EaQ

Wicked original cast http://youtu.be/eByCtnF1y4U

Young Frankenstein pt1 http://youtu.be/vJ11SisOeGo

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The "I'm already ready for Christmas" squad

Gemini, Leo, Pisces, Capricorn, Libra

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I made an animatic! Please go check it out!

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This is so accurate, omfg. It made me laugh so hard. This show is awesome

So the psycho-pass one did alright so I made another one of these. please watch my second favorite show in the world!!

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The Earth 🌳 Signs As Musicals

Taurus:

Singing in the Rain

Cats

Hard Day’s Night

Virgo:

Hamilton

Oliver!

My Fair Lady

Capricorn:

Purple Rain

Little Shop of Horrors

Phantom of the Opera

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Capricorn 🐐 as Marvel Characters

Harry Osborne

Scarlet Witch

Mr. Fantastic

Okoye

Wolverine

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Capricorn: Do you want to go around the world?

Gemini: Yeah bro

Capricorn: Same bro

*Capricorn goes around Gemini*

Gemini: Why did you go around me bro

Capricorn: Because you are my world bro

Gemini, softly but with a lot of feeling: Bro

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Pisces Mars, oof. I feel so called out but this is also very accurate

why the mars signs are problematic

aries mars: doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. just because you yell and talk over people does NOT mean you have won the argument! these people can come across naive because they just yell and yell and yell and don’t actually state anything of importance. 

taurus mars: irritatingly stubborn for their own good. close minded. possessive to the point where it’s insulting. this placement reminds me of that piece of gum that is stuck to your table that you can’t seem to move. truly believes they’re right about everything in the universe. i actually yawned whilst writing this.

gemini mars: likes to show of their intelligence too much. highly likely to laugh at their own jokes. takes nothing seriously and then wonders why no one takes what they’re saying seriously. goals and dreams change 24/7. at least pretend you’re stable.

cancer mars: needs reassurance every minute.  has a habit of projecting their insecurities onto people. has 4582 tear jars. somehow everything comes down to their emotions? likes staying at home to the point that it’s worrying. has a ‘me day’ 6 days a week.

leo mars: just a lot of shouting. ego central. ‘how will this make me look the best?’. puts on a front. applies for jobs they’re not qualified for. this placement probably puts on a million Instagram stories about why they’re sad and then genuinely expects people to watch all of them….please come back down to earth..

virgo mars: TOO fussy. as long as they’re comfortable everything in the world is okay. puts work before their emotions and then wonders why they feel empty. their words can kill. looks calm but inside it’s like a volcano eruption. loves cleaning programmes.

libra mars: peaceful to the point where it could be considered disturbing. favourite sport is the sofa…and netflix. ask people with this placement: ‘where do you see yourself in the next 2-3 years?’ and then watch them slowly disintegrate inside.

scorpio mars: here is the famous placement. considers themselves as really really scary but truthfully will brood about your insulting comment for the next 80 years and just throw various insults when they can. probably writes lists of people’s pet hates.

sagittarius mars: loves the idea of ‘peace,love and happiness’ but has the most anger issues. anger comes and goes. so fucking energetic it’s tiring. ‘I CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ -gets bored two seconds later- 

capricorn mars: ‘work is my passion’ it shows. you can just hear the exhaustion in their voices. gets high off being right. needs to learn to have fun.  ‘oh there’s a pause in the conversation let me list my very long and extensive list of random achievements!’.

aquarius mars: just really loves to be different and quirky for the sake of it. loves to be the centre of attention but won’t admit it. more dramatic than leo mars. doesn’t understand the concept of social ques. pisses people off just because they can.

pisces mars: can actually be nasty when they become angry. holds a grudge but puts on a smile for show. you never know what’s going on inside their heads. lives in their imagination whilst everything in their life turns to shit. if you actually worked on your talents you wouldn’t need to escape into your imagination 24/7.