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@i-ideate 🤔... how many band members were in Lemon Demon?

My school was hosting a talent show and then all the lights turned red mid show and Lemon Demon showed up and started singing and dancing but nobody acknowledged he was there.

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The fact that someone named Cappy Humble Obviois is the one saying "(Can't believe I have to say this)" before stating you-know-what makes this 3x as good.

summation of my morning:

???

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I'd be very happy if he saw this

req'd by @the-sub-orbital-warlock

this ones got a real zefrank energy

text: No Jerry, we've seen quite enough of that filthy shrimp

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veterinary training video takes a hairpin turn into a meme?

I'm here for it

cc: Who thinks, uh, Watson is too heavy? Raise your hand if you think Watson is too heavy.

*short cut*

Does anybody think he’s too skinny?

audience member: no.

No? M'kay..So uh, I’m very proud of you guys. You get a 100 percent. Uh, he’s perfect

*upbeat music plays as it zooms in on the dog*

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#395. In Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, Kanto Elite Four member Lorelie has a house on Four Island in the Sevii Islands.

Inside the house contains 6 Pokémon Dolls, but every time the Player defeats the Elite Four and enters the Hall of Fame 25 times, an extra Pokémon Doll will appear in the house. This continues until the Player has entered the Hall of Fame 200 times and a total of 14 Pokémon Dolls reside in Lorelie’s house. (X)

Lorelie’s house with all 14 Poké Dolls

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Oh no

I never knew

And now

I'll never not know

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

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more funky shinies from my Rejuvenation playthrough

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@bisexualben10 **11, and never forget it :)

pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

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Clavell is still learning the local youth slang. It’s not going well

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I have been researching the meaning of "you couldn't waterboard this out of me" for the past half hour thanks to this specific Tumblr post (except I saw it on YouTube).

While it's pretty clear that it means "you couldn't make me say this if you tortured me" where I'm so confused is what it's referring to in this context.

You couldn't waterboard [them] into saying [they] prefer a sex doll to [their] girlfriend?

You couldn't waterboard [them] into saying [their] boyfriend preferred his sex doll? You couldn't waterboard [them] into admitting that to Internet strangers?

you know usually I think people are exaggerating when they say "you couldn't waterboard this out of me" but um Yeah this? you couldn't waterboard this out of me

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OH MY arceus IT'S MY BOI GROWLIE

As the resident Arcanine fanatic, I can absolutely tell you about naming him.

I have two. The first I got in Moon after only chaining about 23. The second I found in Go the day before my birthday, a year ago. The second one probably won't help you because right now his name is Birthday Boy.

But the first -- his original name was Aurum. You know, because sparkly yellow -> gold etc, etc. But @kibibarel you might get a good idea if you look at your Growlithe's Nature and Characteristic, like I did.

(Okay, I hate to admit it but this might be turning into less a name idea and more a personal fangirling.)

His description?

"Quirky" and "Mischievous."

And I thought, "There's only one other yellow anomaly who is quirky and mischievous that I know."

But of course, Growlithe is much too good boi to be named directly after an omnicidal Eldritch Abomination.

Hence why I decided to call him Billy. Much more innocent and playful.

And that's the start of how I ended up making not one but two Gravity Falls-themed teams in Gen VII.

Billy the shiny Arcanine is great buddies with his teammate Stanford, the shiny Espeon.

consolation prize after all my complaining

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@kibibarel on further investigation, not to worry because Baxcalibur is ABSOLUTELY a Boris, even if Arctibax isn't.

WHAT POKEMON IS BORIS I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED THAT IN THE WILD YET…

Arctibax! evolves from this thing that made me laugh SO HARD when i first saw it in the game...i love its stupid face

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@kibibarel , I was ready to ask you what in fresh hell *distortion world* when I saw this on my notification screen because I googled "Boris Pokemon" and then "is Boris a character in Pokemon" (to see if he was an SV character because my copy hasn't arrived yet) and I got NOTHING, nothing except fanfics and one dude at the Battle Tree in SMUSUM.

yeah, I gotta say baby Arctibax does kinda look like a Boris. Well, time to look up Arctibax now.

WHAT POKEMON IS BORIS I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED THAT IN THE WILD YET…

Arctibax! evolves from this thing that made me laugh SO HARD when i first saw it in the game...i love its stupid face

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please show me the bug please

gamer bf is mad because i keep using his $3,000 gaming set up to google bugs

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Personally I'd like them to all get together and agree on doing one very big experiment for advancing dog cancer treatment to the same level as human cancer treatment.

Scientists would get a lot more studies done if they would just get together and agree on doing one very big experiment that answers all the questions we have

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I'm not happy with the bodily fluids that this post caused me to expel from my nose.