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Tim: Oh, Damian's tried to kill me lots of times.
Tim: There was one time when we were younger, he disguised himself as a case file, because he knows I love case files.
Tim: So I went to pick it up to work on it and he took off the disguise and went 'MBLEGH it's me!' and stabbed me.
Damian: *smiles fondly at the memory*
Dick: Damian, no stabbing your brothers.
Jason: There's a more important issue here. How the fuck was he disguised as a case file -
#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake#damian wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#batfamily#the robins#most of them#get these bitches therapy#loki and thor are so fucking funny
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@thebramblewood tagged me in the future story snippet post, (thank you Shannon!) Please take some loose young Dick Hamm Agent 003 screenies that have been rotting in my screenshots while I made cc. I want to start writing his vignette next week now that I have a break!!
#not all of these are pertinent to the story#some are just pure brain worm food#most of them#extra plott#dick hamm
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lunch time at work!!!! Where i blog ansd my coworkers come to my cublicle demanding i "take a look at this" and ask for "my input"
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morgan and elle's friendship is so severely underrated and i wish we'd gotten more of them. they go on vacation together! there are also some lines in the first episode that, at least to me, imply that they knew eachother before. morgan is introduced talking to/quizzing trainees, so that seems like the most likely way, but. i don't know. i love them and i would have been curious to see how it would have been elaborated upon had lola glaudini stayed on.
(side note: i love morgan's pose and face in the second screencap. he's so silly)
#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s01e11#elle greenaway#derek morgan#elle & morgan#i see them as friends but i could also see them having a thing#honestly the whole cast has such good chemistry with eachother#even the ships i dont like im like “yeah i get why you would ship that”#most of them#some confuse me but there aren't really any ships i have outright negative feelings towards#also: random curiosity. a part of me wonders if the beginning of this scene (the parts in the post) was scripted?#i dont know. lola's “dude!” feels very genuinely startled and i dont think “you're way too tense” is ever elaborated upon#i have no idea though lmao#she could just be a good actress!#i am once again babbling in the tags. ill shut up now#blood hungry#criminal minds 1x11
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Guys why are snakes so cute why are they so lovable why are they just a noodle I want to hug them
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So hard being a hater, I get so easily annoyed by communities I'm a part of
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I want to open a conversation on how hot I think Aries and Scorpio people are, and it has everything to do with Mars being the planet of sex
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When you hear that the girl you called your best friend in middle school has been talking crap about you behind your back for no reason to people she doesn't even like
#friends suck#most of them#i have like two good in person friends who i actually trust#all my other good friends are online
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*Looks at all the interesting and pretty women in TLT*
*looks at my big box full of smut writing tools*
Whatever shall I do?
#the locked tomb#tlt brainrot#wammen#women#wlw#ao3 writer#what if I made them all kiss?#yes all of them#well#most of them
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Enjolras & Feuilly (Les Misérables), Enjolras & Les Amis de l'ABC, Joly/Bossuet Laigle/Musichetta Characters: Enjolras (Les Misérables), Feuilly (Les Misérables), Joly (Les Misérables) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Weird West, Dinosaur Cowboys in Space Summary:
Enjolras and Feuilly come to a new town just in time to watch Sheriff Joly go up against a dangerous outlaw. Weird West, dinosaur cowboy AU.
I’ve posted this before and I’ll do it again (now that it’s de-anoned) !!! Everyone please go check out this fantastic fun DINOSAUR COWBOY SPACE AU :D
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Dick, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Jason: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Damian: I personally was created in a lab.
Tim: I just straight up spawned lol.
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from a peter enthusiast to another,,, my question would be: why >:) (in a why do you like him way)
for me i loveloveleovllvlevolev his character development. from eg to shadow of the giant he’s so bad at doing things its so endearing,, he’s simultaneously trying his best whilst somehow doing his worst,,, he either thinks he has no idea what he’s doing or he thinks he knows everything when the reality is always the opposite. and he’s funny. he’s the only character that OSC doesn’t take too seriously which makes the Weird Racist/Sexist OSC Opinions that come out of his mouth just that much more bearable
YES you get it omg. Like in Enders game he was an interesting character but not really a lovable character, if you get my drift. But then in the shadow series you get the experience of him slowly becoming the worlds most powerful leader while also being a desperate 20something who just wants his mom to say that she’s proud of him.
At the end of the day, most books in the series are about being Just Some Kid being put into the absolute worst situation of your life. And while EG is the pinnacle of that, Ender always has a bit of a Main Character Polish on him. He’s allowed to fail, he’s allowed to make bad decisions, and he’s allowed to be insecure, but Peter is allowed to be pathetic. Ender fails way beyond the point where most people would break— and to his credit, so does Peter. But while Ender goes semi-comatose in his military officer’s space barracks after being forced to unknowingly commit xenocide, Peter gets depressed after failing to notice that his guest was planning to murder him, and his parents have to drag him out of bed and pour water on him. And then they have to go live in Ender’s space barracks so Peter doesn’t get murdered by the guy he invited into the Hegemony compound (for… some reason).
Also, there’s something very… uniquely 20-something about Peter. He’s in the odd place of being able to choose what he wants to do, and basically be considered an adult, while also having the ever-looming sense of “who the HELL let me be in charge of ANYTHING”. He has a touch of relatability that’s missing from a lot of characters.
In addition to all of that I love to see a cringefail losing.
#none of this is to put down other characters I love them to death#most of them#I may add onto this more when it is not 2 am and I remember more#but thank you so much for your ask this was so delightful <<33#also fellow Peter enjoyers you know who you are. please add on to this.#peter wiggin#enders game#also despite the full essay I gave the last sentence accounts for like 90% of my Peter adoration
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i honestly really want one of my friends to actually kill themselves or disappear or something it'd be so fun.....
by "one of my friends" i mean the annoying ones i don't actually like.... shoutout the one friend i only keep because he gives me drvgs- the other one i keep venting about on here can fuck off and die she's so annoying and useless
#really debated posting this#whatever i'll go for it#rant ish#i hate my friends#some of them#most of them#tw suic1de#cw sui mention#sui ment cw#sui ment tw#sui mention#suspected aspd#lmao#i'm gonna get shot for posting this
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So I bought this doujin second hand.
DOUJIN SPOILER!!
The story is about Ukai who accidentally hurt himself when picking beans that morning. Takeda wanted to help lift a bit of his burden because literally, Ukai's hand: teaching kids to serve non-stop, like slapping balls every day; then his work at the store where he needs to lift heavy boxes and stuff. So yeah, his hands; and Ukai himself has been through a lot.
At the end, Ukai reveals how he hurt himself: he was distracted by the thought of Takeda; being sexy and all that. And he is scared that Takeda might get angry at him because...maybe because it's trivial? Or maybe it's like he doesn't want Takeda to think of him as a pervert coz he hurt himself while thinking about lewd stuff.
So he decided not to tell him.
Btw I only use Google Translate so the translation could be wrong so yea :')
But the point is that, he didn't tell him.
I imagine a scenario if Ukai do tell him. And my version of Ukai is that he has a bit of low self esteem (like me :'))
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“ You hurt yourself, thinking about me?” Takeda is baffled.
“ Yea.. it's fucking stupid. And I feel like I'm taking advantage of your kindness.. you went through all the trouble to help me because my hand got nicked–
“ Your mom said you need stitches,” he protested.
Ukai bit his lips. “ Right.. ”
...
“ What were you imagining?”
Ukai looked up as Takeda scooted closer, he placed his hand on his bandages; thumb hovering gently, careful not to touch the stitches underneath. His lashes dipped, thinking about the blood that trickled down from the cut, or in his words; ‘nicked’ his palm with his grandfather's scythe. It's still painful, no matter the cause; Ukai still bleeds. And he did so while thinking about him.
“ Was I naked?”
His throat suddenly dried. “ N.. no.” “ Well, half-naked.” he gestures a pinch.
Takeda smiled. “Tell me more, Ukai-kun.”
He took a deep breath. “ I was thinking it'd be nice if I could fuck you before I go to the farm that day. ”
He glances at Takeda, who's now a full-blown tomato.
“ Shit.. that was too much was it? ‘Didn't even think if you'd be into that kinda stuff. ”
“ What? No! I–”
His blush deepened, “ I'm into it. Really. I just thought.. Even if you're into it too, I don't want to wear you down. We both have to wake up early for both our jobs. So I decided not to bring it up. ”
Takeda was thinking about him..
He felt relieved, happy; to get to talk to Takeda about this. His guilt is killing him. Ukai chuckles, planting a kiss on Takeda's cheek; emitting giggle he loves so dearly.
“ I love you, sensei.”
“ I love you too. Thank you for being honest with me. ”
Ukai smiled, his heart was full. Another kisses attack on Takeda's lips was launched, resulting in lechoes of laughter and giggles, messy bedsheets and blankets.
“ I'll wake you up at 3, so early the school wasn't even open. ‘kiss your nape, suck your dick until you're half awake and still want to fuck,”
Takeda moaned at the thought.
The end.
#ukatake#tw somno#cw somnophilia#ukai keishin#takeda ittetsu#this is just my take on the doujin#like wouldn't it be better if ukai tell him?#but their version of takeda in the comic is a little panicky man#almost like yachi???#but yhere are moment when they draw him being romantic to ukai#like the rendezvous: extra comic#its so cute and i like it when takeda take the lead sometimes#idk just my take#take it or leave it#most of their doujin they make takeda says no during sex but ukai keep doing it#most of them#but yea they make it during yaoi was like that#but fuck they draw them so hot#the artsyle is gorgeous#so simple and memorable style#haruko-san i bow to you 🙇♀️
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