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You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.
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Tumblr's Most Seen Movies
I know there's a couple of these going around but I wanted to make one using the results of @haveyouseenthismovie-poll to determine what tumblr's favorite movies were.
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everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
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people try not to support backyard dog breeders challenge (impossible)
#seriously its impressive sometimes how often i see people with otherwise good deductive reasoning skills#falling for puppy mill advertising or backyard breeder terms#when you learn how to see the red flags they make themselves known#serious#dogs
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I'm so over the "doodle" bullshit
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This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
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could the peta2 ads get off my fucking page please? thanks
#idk what i did to make the ad company think I'm a good person to advertise peta to#but whatever it is i take it back#get that shit off of my dash#serious#shitpost#lmao
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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever
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I was in a tim horton's for a date a little bit ago and a group of like 14 year old girls sat behind us. we were just eating and from said table we hear "how do you spell kill yourself" and it took all of my mental fortitude to not spit my coffee out in a fit of laughter. my date was not that lucky
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If social media existed in the mlp universe ponies would record strangers in public and post it online to make fun of their cutie marks
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shoutout to the tumblr users who play terraria. we're a quiet bunch of folks, but we're here, reading and writing posts everyday. we are everyday people. and we blog
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