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he’s vibing

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Limoges porcelain garlic pill case

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BpE3NiLgKaY/

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🥺👉👈

Why the fuck are you gay & following me around the catacombs.

Do u like me

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Really feel bad for Jar Jar in that one part in Attack of the Clones where he’s like “Yo Ani so glad to see you again it’s been too long!” like just being nice just tryna make conversation and Anakin’s melodramatic 19 year old ass is like “Padme barely even RECOGNIZED ME dude I’ve thought about her EVERY FUCKING DAY and she’s FORGOTTEN ME. I WROTE MY FIRST NAME WITH HER LAST NAME IN MY GOD DAMNED DIARY, JAR JAR”. Like okieday meesa didn’t ask for yousa whole life story bro damn.

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In my experience, when you think you understand the Force, you realize just how little you know.

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kenobi series ended… me: makes a compilation of obi wan and kids to heal my own heart

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I love obi-wan’s “I have a bad feeling about this” because he’s never wrong but he never gets specifics from the Force so basically it’s just magic anxiety.

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did you think ahsoka just happened to be so perfectly suited to the role of anakin's padawan??? no! all thanks to our sweet caring master kenobi <3

bonus:

revenge is not the jedi way. but sometimes it is.

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                            majesty

A discord server dedicated to all things Captain Rex, including his brothers, the lovely Jedi in his life, and the Galaxy Far Far Away where he reigns as our king.

— 16+ general areas

— NSFW/18+ with role-exclusive areas

— reaction-role control of shipping areas

— join squads to simp over favorite characters

Meet content creators, world-building creatives, expansive shipping options, and transformative exchanges. Participate in thoughtful conversations, constructive crowd-sourcing ideas, and critical discussions that focus on Captain Rex, The Clone Wars,  the Clones themselves—everything that matters to them—and the Star Wars universe.

Also enjoy our memes:  — why doesn’t Cody wear his kama? He’s a brat.  — how exhausted is Rex? Very.  — what do pictures of little foxes have to do with anything?  — what is made during the Wolf Pack baking parties?  — now who is crushing on Rex? Hint: Everyone.  — why is Plo best dad?  — who is the Galaxy’s #1 worst dad: Vader or Jango? Jango.  — … and so much more

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Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he���s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 

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okay but honestly im not even mad?

if i had a hot/strong/powerful wife id def be down to look submissive and breedable too

get it bb anakin

THE FACT THAT THEY HAD HIM LEAN ON HER INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY WILL FOREVER SEND ME!!!! like what did they say??!!!!

“okay now lean on her shoulder and try to look submissive and breedable,”

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quiet, peaceful mornings 🥰

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his charm. his love. his berry