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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

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no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

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if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

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I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again.

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I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again.

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I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again.

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I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again.

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The problem with Hank Green's new bean app.

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Aro culture is thinking a good name for a metal band of aroallos would be "AroAlloy"

Cuz

Alloys are metals

Metal music

But also a play on aroallo

Aro culture is thinking you're the funniest person ever

fuck yeah

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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

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@importantcatpics

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Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

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When a small kid decks their shit and starts screaming, it's apparently useful to ask them "are you more scared or more hurt?" because they might actually pause the shrieking to understand that adults might not automatically know what they are feeling, and that they can and should use words to communicate whether they need emotional support or medical attention.

I wonder if it could be applied to tumblr. Asking shrieking people "are you disagreeing with what OP said, or are you mad about the way they worded it?"

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PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE