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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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"my daughter is fine"

no, your daughter isnt fine, nor your daughter. he's your son, and he's not fine either, because he can't tell you he feels this way and he's fucking tired of it.

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me contemplating the human condition

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Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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summers must be amaaazing for people with no boobs

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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Are they ‘trauma dumping’ or are they just discussing their life experience and you are such an asshole that you can’t stand to be confronted with information that makes you uncomfortable for 0.005 seconds???

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the way that I can immediately fall in love with someone when they're discussing the subject of their research is honestly so concerning and probably needs to be studied............. possibly by a really hot scientist in a lab...............

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call me garfield the way i lez on yah

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me @ any and every cat in existence:

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