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Okay, for SkekZok, I actually grew up in a very positive church community so I don’t have that trauma.

I just love him because he completely enchants me. The way he speaks (I could listen to his beautiful voice all day), his beautiful eyes, the way he manages to hold himself as the most composed member of the Skeksis court. I am completely in love with him.

Do I Trust You Based on Your Favorite Skeksis/Assumptions I have about You

Skeksil/The Chamberlain

answer: NO

look i love the chamberlain just as much as anyone, literally my favorite villain since i was a toddler. but if he’s your favorite, i just know you would gaslight me with no remorse, and you probably smell like stale chips. however, i feel like you would be very fun to hang out with on the weekends, and have an amazing sense of humor.

Skekso/The Emporer

answer: maybe

i feel like you either appreciate his character, or you think he’s the sexiest character to ever he created. if you’re both, i admire you deeply. if you are all three or even just one, you’re on thin ice. you might also have a thing for horror movies, and you also probably like villains more than the heroes. good for you !!

Skekvar/The General

answer: yes

you have amazing taste, and are severely under appreciated. you know when a character had/has potential, and you think he deserves better. you also like characters that are just, in general, the definition of ‘no thoughts, only fighting’. i feel like you were kinda rude to others when you were younger, and you might have had/have braces. overall, you have amazing taste !!

SkekMal/The Hunter

answer: you are on very thin ice.

you are either a monsterfucker, or you love feral/angry characters. you might have also had a voltron phase, or loved he-man growing up. i feel like you also really like urVah, and wish skekmal had more screen time. you say he’s “severely underrated” but you know that he’s actually not. you probably like spicy food and i respect you as a person

SkekGrah/The Heretic

answer: YES YES

you are perfect. there is not a single thing wrong with you. however, if you only reduce him down to his relationship with urGoh, you’re veering into sketchy territory. overall, i think you’re probably really chill, and you give off the vibe that you might wear a lot of jewelry. i think you’re super cool !!

skekZok/The Ritual Master

answer: no

i’m so sorry, i desperately want to say yes but i can’t in good conscience. i love him too, but my mans was too strange in the volunteer picking scene. overall, you have religious trauma, i can smell it on you. but, i think you probably smell really nice. i would love to hear some of ur thoughts on him, because if he’s your favorite, you’re bound to have written down so much about him

skekTek/The Scientist

answer: yes

you have impeccable taste. you love a multidimensional character, and he is amazing to analyze. you definitely went through a long phase in your childhood that still haunts you. you’re probably like “i just think he’s neat” but he’s more than “just neat” to you, you’re probably borderline in love with this little dude. overall, you’re probably really cool

skekOk/The Scrollkeeper

answer: maybe

if you like him for his relationships with other characters, you’re super chill. but if you’re one of these people that think him and Brea should have gotten together, i don’t trust you. sorry :/ overall, you’re probably really cool, and i think you may or may not have had a mythology phase growing up, or you spend a lot of time researching things you like!! you probably spend a lot of time doing the things you like, and thats admirable. keep going what you’re doin

skekLach/The Collector

answer: yes

you’re probably super cool, and you don’t take shit from other people. you have your opinions, and you’re not gonna let anyone bash your thoughts. you wish they had more screen time and regret that other people don’t like them more because of their design. you seem like you did a sport growing up, and enjoyed it a lot. i think you also know when a character is ACTUALLY underrated, and that’s a great trait

skekEkt/The Ornamentalist

reason: YES

you’re funny, like genuinely funny. i would love to spend time with you, and i think you’re super interesting. you love a flamboyant character, and that’s very respectable. i feel like you did either super good or super bad in art class growing up, and you may or may not have an attention span issue. you understand that skekEkt isn’t just there for humor, and that he’s done genuinely frightening things, and is worthy of the villain role he plays in the series.

skekAyuk/The Gourmand

answer: yes, but with some limits

if you have looked at fetish art of him at ANY time in your life, you are not to be trusted. please take an exit at stage right, and never come back. if you haven’t, please feel free to stay. you probably really appreciate the humor he brings into the series, and don’t like how people reduce him to comedy relief because of his weight/facial features. you probably had a pet you really loved growing up, and you seem super fun !!

skekUng/The Garthim Master

answer: no

i’m sorry, he’s so cool, but please WHERE IS THE FLAVOR !!! i wish there was a season 2 of aor so we could have learned more about him. i think you’re probably kind of scary, and you may have been edgy in middle school. however, you love good character design, and that’s respectable.

skekSa/The Mariner

answer: yes

you are a lesbian. that’s the facts. or you really wanted to see her absolutely THROTTLE the chamberlain in season 2, and got really upset at the cancellation. overall, you’re super interesting, and you know a lot of random information. i also think you have impeccable fashion sense. have a nice life please

skekShod/The Treasurer

answer: no

do you actually exist?? i have never heard anyone say “my favorite character is skekshod” like do you genuinely exist. jk, u guys are pretty chill, and i get the hype tbh. i feel like you like gummy candy or you just generally like sweeter foods. you also may have bitten kids while you were younger.

skekNa/The Slave Master

reason; absolutely not

he’s named “the slave master” why is he your favorite. like genuinely, he has no discernible personality traits besides “ i did bad stuff and got punished for it, sorry bae” but i think you definitely acted up as kid, and you get purple popsicles and eat blue raspberry candies a lot

skekLi/The Satirist

reason: yes

i respect you, but do you actually exist?? like genuinely. all we know about him is that this mf was so annoying they sent him away. i admire you though, when you like a character, YOU LIKE THE CHARACTER. you like fruity scented things a little more than others do

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Theory time, y’all:

I don’t know if this has been done, but I don’t make a lot of these, so buckle up.

Now, when W&W are tripping on hair cream and see Kat in their vision, they see her as an 8-year-old. Not as a 13-year-old like they do when they found out she’s their Hell Maiden. And the first thing they do when they see her is reach out and shake her hands, right?

So, what if when they made that connection in their vision, they broke some sort of barrier between realms (Underworld and Land of the Living) and somehow manage to take a somewhat temporary form as the worm(s?) in the apple to make contact? An attempt to meet their (unknown at the time) Hell Maiden between worlds?

What if they inadvertently caused the crash that killed Kat’s parents?

Guys the worms in Kat's apple look like Wendell and Wild!

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Bernadette and Wendell being cute!

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Demon! Bernadette Drawings

This is for my AU in which Bernadette was turned into a demon when she was a child.

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Imp Headcanons

These headcanons are made for the actual species of imps (both Miseries and Charities) in the Hercules world. These are just my own thoughts, and I hope y’all like this.

- Male imps master their shapeshifting abilities much quicker than females.

- Female imps, or female identifying imps, can change the color of their skin based on their emotions. Colors vary depending on the original color of their skin.

- Imps mature and age faster than humans. However, when they reach 21 years old, they stop aging and are that age for eternity.

- For example, Pain and Panic have been 21 for almost 100 years.

- Unless severely wounded beyond regeneration or if their misery becomes completely forgotten, imps are immortal. And despite being immortal, imps can get hurt or sick.

- The effects of Lethe water are only temporary on imps, but they suffer side effects afterwards. Mostly confusion spells.

- If stuck in a form for too long, an imp’s body will force itself out of the shape change. It’s a very tiring and painful process that will leave an imp’s body sore for a certain amount of time.

- Baby imps are called “implings”. And they are blind and deaf the first week of life.

- Young imps don’t learn how to fly or shapeshift until they’re about 12 years old. But there can be rare cases of them learning at very early ages.

- An imp’s wings are different depending on where they were born. If an imp was born in the Underworld, they will have traditional demon-like wings. But, if an imp was born on Olympus, they will have small angel-like wings. Imps born in the mortal realm do not have wings.

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gather round children. listen closely. theres only ONE hot skeksis and its the ritual master.

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My Hercules Headcanons

Saw people making some of these a while ago. Thought I'd make some of my own. These are just general headcanons, they don't include Aria, but they do include characters from the TV series.

The Olympian gods stop aging when they reach a certain point in their lives, but they still feel that specific age even after a century has passed.

Cassandra’s actually older than Hercules and Icarus. Being 18 before the demigod went to Prometheus Academy. The reason why she’s 18 and still in high school? Icarus tried to ask her to the Aphrodesia Dance one year and accidentally burned down on of the classrooms. Cassandra was found at the scene and was accused of starting the fire. Being expelled for the year and having to repeat her junior year with Icarus.

This is also part of the reason she can’t stand Icarus.

Icarus has apologized for this many times, but Cass refuses to accept his apologies.

Icarus has trouble seeing things as a side effect of flying too close to the sun. The boy refuses to wear glasses to improve his vision because he wants to embrace his weirdness rather than hide it away.

Artemis and Orion are exes.

Apollo and Calliope are currently dating.

With this, Orpheus isn’t their biological son (for obvious reasons) and was instead an orphan boy Apollo took in and raised as his own son. Calliope helped teach Orpheus how to use epic poetry as songs.

The other four muses, Euterpe, Urania, Polymnia, and Erato, are not currently on Olympus and have been traveling around the world bringing inspiration to various scholars, poets, and musicians.

Hercules is a bit of a momma’s boy when it comes to Alcmene.

Which is part of the reason why he wears the shawl she gave him as his hero cape. So, he’ll always keep her close to him.

Helen used to attend a Trojan school before moving to Athens and attending Pro Ac.

Tempest sometimes cooks with her dad and often enjoys the time they spend together when her mother isn’t forcing her to be a negative feminist stereotype.

Cassandra has predicted the events of basically every other Disney movie/story that had yet to happen, but she shakes it off because she highly doubts any of them seem plausible.

If this were modern times, Icarus would love Minecraft and would build the coolest redstone farms. ‘Nuff said.

Meg is the same age as Hercules

This is because her being ten years older than him seems very unlikely, and I’m 98% sure somebody made it up as rage bait.

The reason why everything is so mythologically inaccurate is because, during the Titan War, Hera went to the Fates and asked to see what the future would be like when the war ended and was horrified when it was revealed that Zeus would be disloyal to her and would set her down a dark path. Fearing what she would do to hundreds of innocent children, she begged the Fates to make Zeus loyal. They obliged, but under the condition that Hades would rule the Underworld.

Hera regrets being so selfish during that time and now carries the burden of her actions. Especially after finding out Hades was the reason her son was kidnapped and turned mortal.

NSFW Warning for Below because this Headcanon is DARK.

Various gods and goddesses were "taken advantage of" by mortals who wanted to parent/give birth to demigods and have access to power and fame. Those mortal partners would drug the immortals who would wake up the next morning without clothes and no memory of what had happened to them the night before.

Hermes was one of those unfortunate immortals, and felt even more betrayed when many of the mortals who hurt him refused to let him play a role in his children's lives.

After many of these crimes, Zeus made a law stating that no god shall have any romantic relations with a mortal. Only when an arranged marriage would be involved, would this law be considered an exception.

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XL x Opal Headcanons

The two met in prison shortly after XL was arrested for trying to off Commander Nebula. 

They became a dynamic crime duo shortly after they broke out of prison for the first time and kept the double trouble routine for 6 months.

Opal realized she was in love with XL after accidentally calling him “Puddin’”.

Sometimes went on little dinner dates during heists.

When Opal was turned into a wirewolf, XL managed to get her to break through her violent, animalistic tendencies because he was so afraid of losing her.

They got married a year after they joined Star Command after the events of Revenge of the Monsters.

Would literally kill for each other.

Opal and XL flirt with each other during important missions and it annoys everyone. Especially XR because of how jealous he is that his older brother got a wife before he could get even get a girl’s number.

Have small arguments over the dumbest things. They usually resolve themselves after an hour or two because they both would feel bad about offending the other during their arguments.

When Opal became an energy vampire, her first fear was draining and killing XL just like how her brother, Nos4A2, almost did. She ran away from Star Command so she wouldn’t have to deal with the burden of killing the love of her life.

However, XL followed after her. Knowing that Opal would never try to hurt him, even if she was stuck with an energy vampire’s body. He loved her for the brain that operated her and her personality.

XL was the one who came up with alternative food sources for Opal whenever she got hungry for energy, and would often scavenge abandoned space crafts and machines to find food that he thought Opal would enjoy during missions to Tradeworld or other sketchy parts of the galaxy.

Opal's nicknames for XL include "Puddin'", "Schmoopsie-Poo", "Babe", and "Sweetie".

XL's nickname for Opal is "Babes".

NSFW Warning for Below.

Opal and XL became an official couple after they both admitted they loved each other… if that’s what you’d call a PG version of a “love” scene.

Doing it with a robot isn’t as easy as you’d think. Especially since XL doesn’t exactly have any… attributes in the spot on his body to satisfy Opal when they engage in fun times.

The substitute? Using certain attachments with his multifunctional arm.

XL’s not allowed to top when they do it. The last time he tried, he nearly broke Opal’s pelvic bone. But he doesn’t mind being the bottom if it means Opal gets to dominate him during fun times (he has a dominatrix kink because of this). 

They both got caught making out in a supplies closet multiple times.

When Opal became an energy vampire, they were able to do it much easier and with much less complications. Especially when Opal got actual leg attachments instead of just her vampire tail.

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She has the most beautiful voice...

steven universe had lots of great songs but imo this one really is an underrated banger

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Fun Thought!

Charlie from Hazbin Hotel would be besties with Wendell and Wild. The three of them talking about ways to either redeem sinners or give Danged Souls a fun afterlife seems like an adorable concept.

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Bernadette Outfits/Forms!

Might make more of these.

Edit: I made more. Bernie as a 6-year-old (the age she was when she first met W&W), and Bernie as a Seraphim.

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To Appease the Self-Ship and Owl House Fandoms...

I turned all my current S/Is into Hexside/Boiling Isles witches/creatures. Might update in case I get hyperfixated on something else. In the meantime, I hope y'all like what I've made.

Aria Plousios

Species: Witch/Human Hybrid

Coven(s): 

Beast Keeping

Illusions

Palisman:

Pain and Panic the Imps (gift from her father)

Frankie Cole

Species: Witch

Coven(s): 

Beast Keeping

Illusions

Bard

Construction

Healing

Abomination

Potions

Palisman:

Penelope the Dragon

Zoe Rosades-Amzy

Species: Witch

Coven(s): 

Potions

Bard

Palisman:

Uncle Deadly the Fruit Bat

Bernadette Libbiel

Species: Angel Harpy (can shapeshift into a witch with gem)

Coven(s): 

Healing

Palisman:

Sera the Hippogriff

Opal Sirius

Species: Witch

Coven(s): 

Illusions

Palisman:

Umbra the Viper

Millie Swanson

Species: Witch

Coven(s): 

Illusions

Abomination

Palisman:

Beans the Sea Turtle

Emily Bishop

Species: Witch

Coven(s): 

Bard

Healing

Palisman:

Ventus the Griffin

Princess Omerya/SkekOm the Artisan

Species: Skeksis/Witch Hybrid (can shapeshift with her gem)

Coven(s): 

The Emperor's Coven

Palisman:

Ventus the Griffin (inherited from her late mother)

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Some Demon!Bernadette to Entertain Y’all.

She is beauty, she is grace…

Piss her off, and she’ll bite off your face.

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What a sweet thought. And I think I’d like these scents. I do need new wax melts.

Some SI/OC X Canon wax melt packs for @an-indecisive-mess.

H.ermes and A.ria

G.roovy, B.aby - luscious peach, apricot, coconut palm, orange, sea salt, freesia and nectarine flower, sage, orange flower water, warm sandalwood, golden amber sands, and driftwood C.rystal H.ealing - sun kissed pomelo, sunny lemon, effervescent orange, succulent apricot, peony petals, jasmine draped in sweet berry notes, sheer amber, clean musk, and a subtle hint of vanilla woods

R.andall and F.rankie

S.weet B.erry C.upcake - vanilla cake, juicy lemon, berry jam, and whipped cream R.ainy D.ay - delicate greens, wild springtime bluebells, sugared rose, pure water lily, blushing hyacinth, sparkling April rains, fruit nectar, and white musk

X.L and O.pal

C.elestial - aromatic greens, ozone, cozy florals, tree bark, forest leaves, soft plaid, amber, and musk A.lluring - solar bergamot, smooth mahogany, and ambered palo santo

W.endell and B.ernadette

F.estival V.ibes - bright and tart wild blackberry, lily of the valley, rose, and heliotrope H.eavenly - brilliant passion flower, white gardenia, sweet osmanthus, luminous pineapple, sugared passion fruit, and green banana leaf

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P.aul S.haffer (H.erme's VA) performing "A.in't N.o M.ountain H.igh E.nough", featuring V.alerie S.impson and The W.orld's M.ost D.angerous B.and.

You might really like this, @an-indecisive-mess.😉

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