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You unlit candle.

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woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous

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okay fuck it Bats as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

I…cannot explain like half of these

but like. hear me out anyways

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War

Steph, Dick, Jason

(War is violence and blood and tears. War is scars and nightmares and rage. So much rage. War is the division of “befores” and “afters” War can be fought, but it cannot be beaten.)

Plague

Barbara, Damian, Duke, Kate

(Plague is rotten. Plague cannot be seen. Plague can barely be protected against. Plague does not know mercy. Plague does not know you)

Famine

Tim, Carrie, Harper

(Famine is starving, is craving, is hunger. Famine is desperate and aching and vicious. Famine hollows cheeks and scrapes bone clean. Famine will never be satisfied.)

Death

Bruce, Cass

(Death is silent, and dark and eternal. Death is still. Death is ending. You cannot run from Death. Death will find you. You are safe now.(Even if you aren’t, it’s already too late. It’s always too late))

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big fan of the idea of the wayne family not mentioning the fact that jason is alive again. instead he just shows up in the background of the kids snap stories and they all collectively refuse to comment on it ever.

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The camera opens onto a close up of Tim’s face.

“You guys have to see how cute Ace and Damian are right now, it’s insane.”

The view switches to a living area, centring on a plush armchair where Ace and Damian are both curled up around each other, fast asleep as they cuddle. The camera turns back to Tim’s face.

“He’ll kill me if he ever finds out I have video evidence of him being cute, but he is adorable no matter how much he denies it.”

“Yeah real cute,” Another male voice, this time deeper, is heard somewhere off camera. As it continues, an adult Jason Todd walks past behind Tim. “Right up until he stabs you in the neck with a pencil and you have to get checked for led poisoning.”

Tim snickers, turning to grin at Jason as he walks out the room.

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Steph holds the camera close to her face from a lowdown angle, positioned up to her chin as she stands in what appears to be a lavish hall. She glances down and holds a finger up to silently ‘shush’ the camera, before looking back up and grinning at something off camera. “The boys are fighting,” She whispers, amused.

“HOW FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU BE?!” Tim’s voice is heard, muffled from the distance. “‘IS WINNIE THE POOH A BEAR?’ NO, HE’S AN OSTRICH YOU DUMB BITCH- WHAT DO YOU THINK HE IS?!”

“IT WAS AN INNOCENT QUESTION!” Dick’s voice screams back. “YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN-”

“YOU GREW UP IN A FUCKING CIRCUS.” A voice sounding much like Jason Todd’s except older shoots Dick down, and Stephanie bits her lip to stop from laughing. “YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ANIMALS, DICKFACE.”

“STAY OUT OF IT JASON, THIS DOESN’T CONCERN YOU!”

“SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE CHARGER!”

Damian’s angry voice shrieks out loudly from another part of the house, “CAN YOU THREE SHUT THE FUCK UP?”

Instantly, the first three voices respond, overlapping each other loudly;

“DON’T FUCKING SWEAR-“

“-LANGUAGE, DAMIAN-“

“DON’T MAKE ME CALL BRUCE-!”

“OH MY GOD.” Damian yells back, resigned. Stephanie finally breaks and the clip ends as she starts cackling.

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Damian’s snapchat story starts with him walking down the hall, the camera outwards and showing as he turns into a library where Tim is reading in a window seat. He walks up to his brother, waiting until Tim looks up from his book with narrowed eyes.

“What do you want?” He asks, suspiciously eyeing the camera. “Why are you filming me?”

Damian is silent. His right arm raises, a paintball gun in hand. Tim clocks it, eyes widening.

“Damian wait nO-“

BANG.

Damian shoots him in the chest, and green paint splatters all over him and his book. Tim yells out in pain and anger and the video becomes blurry as Damian turns to rush out of the room.

“YOU BRAT, GET BACK HERE-“ The picture is a mess of blurred carpet and the sounds of light breathing as Damian runs away from the scene of the crime. He finally slows with the picture still aimed at the ground, showing a pair of socked feet that Damain comes to a stop in front of.

“I did it, you owe me twenty dollars.” Damian is heard, triumphant.

“This is why you’re my favourite brother.” A voice replies.

“JASON YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I KNOW YOU’RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS PAYING PEOPLE TO DO THAT!” Tim is heard distantly.

“I think he is onto you.” Damian warns.

“Eh, I’ve already died once. Life is too short to not take the piss out of your brothers.”

The clip ends.

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Walking alone at night as a trans guy is wild cus you have all the fear of a woman instilled into you but nothing’s gonna happen since you look like a guy. Also don’t wear crocs at night. Just don’t.

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big sister and little brother.

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not the bad vibes 😓

tim is so done

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Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him

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The dead Robin (one of em at least)

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Holy hell yes

you know what would go unbelievably hard? a fic where Jon was reading statements but its the events of the hatchetfield trilogy

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MY WIFE

Why is Curt Mega so good at playing men who are so in love with another character

Like I want someone to look at me the way Curt Mega looks at his romantic scene partners

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Rough sketch of the gang

1. Dick is ceo of the “protect Damian club”

2. Jason’s wings are a little broken after the joker incident

3. Tim and steph are gossip girls

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lazarus

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Family picture

Bruce was not invited

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