Sweaty Mark Hoffman at the moment @jaritothegrahamkunzero
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Got him C1 people that's enough for me (I'm f2p 🧎♂️)
#zzzero#lighter zzz#what should i tag this#lighter my beloved#he just like me fr#(ridden with guilt and constant thoughts of death)#really late with that first one btw
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Yeah
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i see two strong bald men being enemies and i agree with everyone that they are passionately in love
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If I had a nickel for every time Martin Freeman played the role of a character writing down the adventures with his homoerotic best friend, I'd have two. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
#martin freeman#bilbo baggins#john watson#the hobbit#bbc sherlock#thorin oakenshield#sherlock holmes#thilbo#bagginshield#johnlock
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he is investigating
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Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:
He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowels were falling out
He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy
He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch
Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that
He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)
He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)
He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore
He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer
He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...
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What do I tag this
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I'm sorry (the Azog one is a joke)
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Men will literally be like:
Thorin Oakenshield:
Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... plant your trees, watch them grow. If more people... valued home above gold... this world would be a merrier... place...
Bilbo Baggins:
No! No, no, no! No! Thorin! Thorin... don't you dare! [cradles Thorin, who has already died] Thorin... hold on. Hold on. Look. The Eagles. The Eagles. The Eagles are here. Thorin! [realizing Thorin's dead] The Ea - [breaks down and begins to weep]
Instead of fucking confessing their feelings.
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Rewatched The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
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My contribution
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Where are the Spanish-speaking saw fans at
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Yeah
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I'm back
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