androidwitch-blog
androidwitch-blog
Your Android calls me daddy too.
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•° Just a trashy blog about dbh °• || Ryen || 17 || Leo || New in Tumblr. || Always bored or stressed. || Rp?
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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Trying to make some icons about the queens of Detroit.
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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I am in a dbh shitpost mood tonight
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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This.
Cop: We got a call you got pot in your house.
Ralph, pulling out a plant pot: Do you mean this?
The cop, laughing: My mistake. What are you growing?
Ralph: Weed.
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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@chicago-reeed I bet you have one of those scars from running through cornstalks barefoot too (?
*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*
Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you
Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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So I was bored in class and wanted to draw something
Here's the result.
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Is pretty simple but I just wanted to practice a little bit.
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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Amanda: I should have left you in that street corner where you were standing
Connor: bUt yOu diDn'T
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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Gavin:(To Tina) So how do you know if you're gay?.. ya' know hypothetically speaking, how do you know?
Tina: It's like an instinct, just like ice cream, you either like chocolate or vanilla. What flavor do you like?
Gavin: Idk which one is the gay flavor?
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Gavin: -surprised Pikachu-
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androidwitch-blog · 6 years ago
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RK900: It's a pleasure to meet you detective, I am an Rk900 but you can also call me Richard.
Gavin: Oh so I can call you Dick.. I have been also refered as dick but that's not my name.
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