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chuck: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

aryes:

aryes: I'm gonna tell them.

gally: Don't you dare.

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newt: Why is brenda crying on the floor?

thomas: They're drunk.

newt: And?

thomas: They saw a picture of aryes's spouse.

newt: But they're aryes's spouse.

thomas: I know.

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aryes: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

gally: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for brenda.

aryes, pointing their hot glue gun towards gally: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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winston: Is something burning?

ben, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

winston: ben, the toaster is literally on fire.

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ben: My hands are cold.

winston: Here, let me hold them.

ben: My lips are cold too.

winston: *covers ben's mouth with their hand*

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Aryes: Oh! it's Gally!

Brenda: Did he get me the stuff?

Aryes: Yeah! he says he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Brenda: WOW. Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Aryes: You wanted FAKE blood??

Brenda:

Aryes: I'll call him again.

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ben: I like your new pants!

winston: Thanks, they were 50% off!

ben: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

winston: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

ben: That’s… not what I meant.

winston: That’s a terrible way to run a business, ben.

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⌗ 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐙𝐋𝐗 : an independent ask blog with headcanons and incorrect quotes for the 𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙀 𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍 characters ! account ran by angel (he/they/halo) after getting their hands on an actual phone in the safe haven. blog can be ooc at times, original characters are mentioned and might be written about.

cw for mentions of ptsd, blood, suggestive themes ,and swearing.

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