fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied
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best ship dynamic is everyone thinking person a is a badass and person b is a softie but it turns out to be the other way around
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If I had a nickel for every time Dylan O'Brian ends up in a ship where:
1) the love interest slams him against the walls
2) the love interest chases him when Dylan's character runs into danger
3) he holds up his love interest and helps him escape from danger
4) he ends up with the love interest hurt and with black veins from of a not natural "poison"
5) he and the other actor go along with the idea of the ship
6) the ship is not officially canon but still it's the most famous ship of the show (despite his being in a canon straight relationship)
I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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Reading fanfiction on ao3 is like being addicted to drugs.
The first time you read one you experience this immense amount of euphoria and satisfaction (because of a well-done story or your ship having a solid dynamic etc.)
The high lasts for quite some time until you want way more of that special feeling so you read more and more until eventually nothing can satisfy you anymore.
But instead of trying to quit, we embrace the madness and let it take us wherever it wants.
And I think that's beautiful.
(read under the line for a word of caution)
It came to my attention that this may be trivializing the pain that actual drug addicts go through. That was not the purpose guys. Those are obviously not the same and I apologize if it seemed like that was my intention. It wasn't.
Stay safe.
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why is the main ship in every fandom a blonde guy and a brunette guy with a significant height difference
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"You know how to clean up a crime scene but not how to wash the fucking dishes ?!?
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How is that even possible?! "
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a masterpiece my friend dropped
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That feeling when a fandom got you on a chokehold so bad that you started being active on tumblr again, resurfacing to the streets of tumblr like that one character that everyone thought was dead.
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Friendly reminder that Katniss volunteered for the Hunger Games to save her sister but ended up losing her sister anyways.
Friendly reminder that Thomas went into the maze to save Newt but ended up losing Newt anyways.
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I’m realizing that my favorite genre of media is just deeply sad young adults becoming family as they go on dangerous, epic adventures. I don’t know what this says about me.
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