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Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you
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men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house
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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
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The devil does not wear a suit and tie.
The devil does not wear a suit and tie.
The devil wears clothes like you and I.
The devil shows best in the mirror at night.
After a panic attack and a long cry.
Those puffy red eyes staring back at me.
I’ve never seen such despair as those eyes have seen.
But those eyes are sore, those eyes aren’t clean.
How odd.
Those eyes are dirty just like mine.
The devil does not wear a suit and tie.
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Me: I’m having such a good time
Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends
Me:
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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
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its punk to take care of yourself because it spites the people who would prefer if you were dead
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the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought
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Man I want to die
And maybe writing it down somewhere will make me feel better
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