anglerwithashotgun

[anglerwithashotgun]

I find this hilarious. I love bots.

Sex mate app dot com slash Sherry? Fucking golden.

[anglerwithashotgun]

Hm? Oh, no thank you.

*in the distance* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

- @theonecoolvillain

*Ace is watering flowers in his Hello Kitty pajamas, ignoring the shouting*

[anglerwithashotgun]

*in the distance* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

- @theonecoolvillain

*Ace is watering flowers in his Hello Kitty pajamas, ignoring the shouting*

[anglerwithashotgun]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[anglerwithashotgun]

Hmmmmm.....

*Ace looks Ender over for a moment*

Maybe put a red or pink bow somewhere on your persona. Just to be safe.

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

Slow down. They're both allergic to most kinds of pollen. And they like... quite a bit. Playing salon, fingerpainting, Emerson really likes defacing monuments, but so does every four-year-old. Brielle has taken up an interest in lockpicking, but she'll grow out of it once she gets the hang of her revolver. Oh, and they've really gotten into Hello Kitty and Friends recently.

*The normal exhausted annoyance in his eyes had vanished as he spoke of his daughters*

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

...

*Ace sighs in... defeat? Relief? It's hard to tell.*

Two kids. Four and six.

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

*Ace was absorbed in his conversation with the babysitter for a minute, cursing in German before putting his phone away and turning back around*

I have to go, Emmy's biting agai-

*Ace was confused by the excited look on Ender's face before he realized his massive fuck up*

Scheiße.

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

Fff... three years, huh? Well, quite a bit has happened in the past few years. I'll start w-

*Ace's phone goes off, which he pulls out to see the caller ID*

It's the babysitter. One moment.

*Ace said this casually as he put the phone to his ear and turned around, momentarily forgetting that he had been keeping the fact that he had children a secret from Ender*

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

Hmm... how long has it been? That'll determine how much I have to catch you up on. My memory isn't the best these days.

*Ace pats Ender on the head before slipping out of the hug and stepping back*

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

Der Einzige. At least, as far as I'm aware.

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

As I said. Finding my old friend.

*Ace tilts his head, his tired expression not changing*

You clearly do know who I'm talking about. Still, I won't force anything out of you. If you're that suspicious of me, might I recommend asking her?

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

Just looking for an old friend of mine.

*Ace idly picks at a stubborn bit of pink nail polish stuck to his sleeve*

You're suspicious of me. Rightfully so, I should add. But I don't have any ill intent.

Hey, just ignore this if you can't answer, but would you happen to know anything about a... wolf heteromorph? Tall, two shades of gray, only one eye, chaos ensues wherever she goes?

I.. May have? Can I ask why you're looking for a wolf heteromorph?

[anglerwithashotgun]

*Ace stands over the hole*

Hm. Wonder where that leads to. Oh well, not my problem.

*Ace gets onto his motorcycle, tying up his hair and putting on a Hello Kitty helmet before getting the fuck out of there*

Hello, darling~ you seem nice.

Did you happen to go to UA when you were younger~?

@theonecoolvillain

Darling? I'm afraid I don't know you well enough for you to call me that. As for your question, I never went to any hero school.

[anglerwithashotgun]

I have plenty of lead if you're hungry.

*Ace cocks his gun, although it was still at his side*

Hello, darling~ you seem nice.

Did you happen to go to UA when you were younger~?

@theonecoolvillain

Darling? I'm afraid I don't know you well enough for you to call me that. As for your question, I never went to any hero school.

[anglerwithashotgun]

You're far from the first person who wants to eat me, but that won't be happening. Get lost.

Hello, darling~ you seem nice.

Did you happen to go to UA when you were younger~?

@theonecoolvillain

Darling? I'm afraid I don't know you well enough for you to call me that. As for your question, I never went to any hero school.

[anglerwithashotgun]

First of all, fuck you for even suggesting that. Second, who the fuck even are you? Third, and most importantly, get the fuck out before I shoot you.

Hello, darling~ you seem nice.

Did you happen to go to UA when you were younger~?

@theonecoolvillain

Darling? I'm afraid I don't know you well enough for you to call me that. As for your question, I never went to any hero school.