I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:
fig reigniting her music and in turn claiming ankarna’s domain was so poetic to me. fig lost herself in her love for her friends and really doesn’t know who she is right now. ankarna’s loyalty to her followers twisted her into a shadow of herself going from conviction to conquest. fig and ankarna are such interesting parallels right now and im so excited to see where they go with it.
It was fucked up of Brennan to give Kristen the choice: "You can move to pass/fail and take The Last Stand exam OR you can accept Bobby Dawn as the new Cleric Teacher" and then to be like, "FuCkiNg SiKe!" Either way they'd end up at The Last Stand but this way he gets to have his really cool encounter AND cause further religious trauma to Kristen.
“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch