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The gang with shadowcrystal boss equips + kris doodles bc i love kris
JevilsTail on susie is literally just her tail but grown out by clown magic; PuppetScarf has 2 hand-claws that move constantly in very unnatural optics (think 3d tenna in 2d pixel game) which susie finds creepy.
^ someone on twt commented how kris would flirt with the dealmaker like this and i instantly had the vision so clear in my head my hand almost moved on its own

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I think I would probably not like it very much if I was going to get shot with one of these:

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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what to do with a drunken sailor site:reddit.com
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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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Just smoked some shit that lets me step in the same river twice
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i love how every single cutscene in every game will start with something quietly approaching samus and her only reaction every time is wordlessly pointing her arm cannon at it
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Like 99% of the annoying “oh is it a fruit or a vegetable” “is a starch a vegetable” shit could be cleared up if people became aware of the fact that these terms mean different things in culinary vs. botanical contexts
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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy
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