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slugs dont have genders,so scugs would also not have genders,and slugs can reproduce asexually which means,if you leave a scug in in a safe enviroment and come back a year later you will have lots more scugs.i think it would be neat if after a while you could lay an egg,low chance,lower chance for fertilization and raise and defend the egg and have a very tiny mini scug that you will defend forever
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in order for a racoon to be birthed into the world by completing extensive tests to train them to steal,break into garbage cans and be the mischievous beings they are,this process is called "the raccing of oons"
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Does this store accept support animals,i ask as i walk into the IKEA pulling out a raccoon,which in turn pulls out a smaller racoon
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me staring intently at my lizard:
my lizard:(pure void lizard brain)
me:im love u
my lizard:(rolls of the bed)
me:aaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
the raccoon:(touch lizor)
me:aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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the fuckin tardigrades are at it again
god damnit leave me alone
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pov: your a hero trying to defeat me because i stole over 20k worth of ikea products and i spin around in my overly large chair and im holding like 40 blahaj sharks in my lap
if you reblog this you are gay
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why tf we learn about everything in school except canadian shit in CA like what?
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who needs insults when you can simply stare into their soul with such threatening aura that they simply evaporate
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how many frogs would you need to defeat a pelican(serious)i am in imminent danger
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autism creature real, i love emoji kitchen
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Ayo! I hope you are doing pretty well and I’m so sorry as well cause I know this is literally out of the blue but I’m reaching out in hopes to get some help as im trying to raise some funds for my college tuition next semester as we’re currently having some financial difficulties. Please consider sharing the post I made :(((( — any help definitely means the world to me as it brings me one step closer to my dreaming becoming a nurse. Thank you 😭
i am 12 what do you want from me
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yo anyone down to help me make like a 20 meter by 2x2 wide pit and make it look like a ball pit in the middle of like the forest
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can you the this with the that

five pebbles and looks to the moon text mode art :3
without crt filter under cut
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pov: your a hero trying to defeat me because i stole over 20k worth of ikea products and i spin around in my overly large chair and im holding like 40 blahaj sharks in my lap
if you reblog this you are gay
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its funny when people try to bully me because they are trying to stab what they think is ego,but is actually spite with a bit of autism.so every time they bully me the spite orb gets larger,resulting in more spite,which results in more confidence.i run and live purely off of the spite of everyone around me and this is hilarious.
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give him more
they have been blessed with more bubblefruit...
HI I'M BACK NOW SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG LMAO
now that downpour is out for the switch I finally felt motivated to post on this account again yay !!! I made the goal a lot higher this time because the reception on the last one was insane (thank you guys so much omgosh)
ruffles is very pleased with your generosity
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