Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.Ā
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
āShe did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, sheltering arms, a cosy bed, and to love and be loved in return.ā
working on making this a vocal poetry performance piece where some bits are sung and some bits are spoken very in love with this piece if i do say so myselfš
used to
used to guilt and shame
like needles in my veins
am I doomed to be mediocre at everything?
everyone thinks that I'm doing too much
but not trying hard enough
no one knows how hard
I chase the dopamine rush
everyone feeds me the same motifs
enough is enough
I canāt be strong like I used to
canāt not be wrong like I used to
I canāt work like I used to
hell, am I even useful?
if Iām not what I used to be,
will I then lose everything?
do I know the girl I used to be?
who is this new girl that I see?
you call her by my name
but we arenāt the same
cause sheās not what she used to be
sheās worse than geometry
why canāt I just live
up to what everyone thinks of me
just lock me away
leave me with my artistry
the only thing that improved
but youād only find choreography
Iām the one who makes the days the same
though not how they used to be
so much on my back already
but what else do you want from me?
Iāll take the blame
shackles and chains
though I really need to be free
because thatās who I used to be
so please, please donāt give up on me
I canāt live as who I used to be
but Iām still trying though crying
still going and growing
Iām not sure if Iāll make it anymore
not sure if I can take this anymore
but if I canāt, what am I even here for?
just leave me with my tears
just shut the door
Iāll sit here with my fears and my heart still sore
sheās cringe. sheās cooler than you. sheās so so smart. sheās the biggest dumbass youāll ever seen. sheās got mental illnesses the dsm hasnāt even got a name for yet. sheās fine sheās fine sheās great actually sheās the normalest girl in the world. sheās hurt so many people. she regrets it so much. she wants to hurt people again. sheās the most neurotic loser youāve ever seen. sheās the most confident composed competent member of the team. she lies until she doesnāt know whatās real. sheās even bisexual. i didnāt say her name but she popped into your head didnāt she
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